Say what you will about Stephen King, but at least you'll agree with him on his declaration that "Twilight" author Stephenie Meyer can't write her way out of a paper bag.

Oh SNAP!

Rowling is not awesome. Stephanie Meyer is not awesome. I am awesome.

Stephen King is a master at dishing out ownage.  His speech when he received the Lifetime Achievement Award at the National Book Awards is epic.

I've never really thought that anyone who writes stories about magic can be really that skilled. It's an easy genre. You write yourself into a corner and someone can just use a spell to keep everything going.

"I've never really thought that anyone who writes stories about magic can be really that skilled. It's an easy genre. You write yourself into a corner and someone can just use a spell to keep everything going."

"Toasted Yo A$$!"

Another reason to love Stephen King!

Stephen King is... just fucking Stephen King end of story....

HandsomeDead said:

"I've never really thought that anyone who writes stories about magic can be really that skilled. It's an easy genre. You write yourself into a corner and someone can just use a spell to keep everything going.

Well it is the same with Dan Brown. His books sold so many damn copies, I lost count, but he can't write worth of shit. That's a judgement call I'm making, which happens to be true.

"Well it is the same with Dan Brown. His books sold so many damn copies, I lost count, but he can't write worth of shit. That's a judgement call I'm making, which happens to be true.

 

Although  "Angels and Demons" was well written in comparison. But keep that word, comparison, in mind.

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