I ate a bunch of Warheads and now my mouth is destroyed

No seriously. My tongue has lost all taste and is incredibly sore. The roof of my mouth feels like I took a nap with a scolding hot piece of cheese resting on it. The insides of my cheeks are horribly tender and for awhile chunks of blue-colored flesh were peeling off them.

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How did we eat these things as a kid? Did we just not care? I can't imagine it was this bad, with how many I used to eat all the time. Now, a day and a half later, it's incredibly painful to even eat some soft bread. It's like someone beat up the inside of my mouth. I need some aftercare, Warheads.

For reals, bro, you best be playin' safe if you fi'in' ta suck some 'Heads.