Ladies and Gentlemen, gamers and non-gamers, skanks and hoes/fanboys, 
 
It has been recently been revealed that the Wii Defense Force exists.  A formerly secret society of people who existed on Giantbomb.  While it is believed that our purpose is to "defend the wii a massive force", the true nature is to rule Giantbomb and mastermind video game development.  The Javalein glitch, guess who implemented that?  How did the Red Ring of Death and Yellow light of Death come to be?  Well they aren't the Wii, if that is any clue.
 
While at first it looked as if it was trophyhunter's paranoia kicking in again, we can assure you he wasn't as crazy for what he said.  trophyhunter private messaged me demanding for this so called list.  However, before I could, I required permission from my cult leader, oldschool.  Being the genius that is my encompassing and knowledgeable leader, he confirmed that the presentation of our ranks must be done.  So here today, I address the issue to reveal to my fellow G bombers.
 
 Cult Leader: Old School