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PAX 2010: Day 1

So PAX is going on, and once again, I have a three-day pass.  And like last year, the first day was a grand experience.  Here are some basic highlights of things I saw and did:
 

  • As soon as I walked from the queue room to the exhibition hall, my eyes spotted something impossible.  A booth dedicated to Duke Nukem Forever.  What madness is this?  What year is this?  I was lucky to be towards the front of the queue, so when I entered, the DNF line wasn't terribly long, and I was among the crowd in the second or third group to see the game after the show floor opened.  I must give credit to Gearbox; resurrecting this game is a daunting task, but after watching the trailer, they might actually be on to something, even if that something is mostly polishing the unfinished work that 3D Realms left behind.  Also, there's a giant three-breasted alien boss monster, and the game demo begins with Duke taking a leak.
  • By the way, yes, there is totally a playable demo of the game!  And while it doesn't show too much, it's actually playable.  And it looks fairly good.  I'm  baffled and amazed.  (Then I remembered that I'm not exactly an FPS fan, so the demo may be the only DNF I ever play even if it does see release.)
  • Some of the games I tried out on day one, other than DNF:  Yakuza 4 (fun, and the hostess bars are being left in this time!), Mortal Kombat (Far better than I expected it to be.), Front Mission Evolved multiplayer (There is no facepalm image macro powerful enough to illustrate my disgust.), Shibuya (One of the PAX 10 and an interesting puzzle game on the iPhone and iPad), NBA Jam (That game is NBA Jam to the core).
  • I had a brief chat with one of the Nintendo reps at the show and gave my compliments on Metroid:  Other M, because that game is awesome and compliments are worth giving.  Also, this may only disappoint me seeing as I may be one of five people on the entirety of the internets that liked Samus's voice, but according to the rep I spoke to, her voice actress had apparently been asked to come to PAX; she wanted to come, but couldn't make it. 
  • I played some 1080 Snowboarding in the Console Freeplay area.  It took me a while to remember how to play it, but my skills started to resurface a little in the time I played.  Also, wow, the game's graphics have not aged well.
  • The live Giant Bombcast was hilarious, and I dare not spoil it for the rest of you.  Though, I now have a clear picture of what Ryan and Vinny do when they let Jeff and Brad usurp large chunks of time to talk about Mortal Kombat.
 
There's still plenty to see and do over the next two days.  But I don't know if anything is going to top the utter shock at seeing the monolithic monument to Duke's manliness that is the Duke Nukem Forever booth for the first time.
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So PAX is going on, and once again, I have a three-day pass.  And like last year, the first day was a grand experience.  Here are some basic highlights of things I saw and did:
 

  • As soon as I walked from the queue room to the exhibition hall, my eyes spotted something impossible.  A booth dedicated to Duke Nukem Forever.  What madness is this?  What year is this?  I was lucky to be towards the front of the queue, so when I entered, the DNF line wasn't terribly long, and I was among the crowd in the second or third group to see the game after the show floor opened.  I must give credit to Gearbox; resurrecting this game is a daunting task, but after watching the trailer, they might actually be on to something, even if that something is mostly polishing the unfinished work that 3D Realms left behind.  Also, there's a giant three-breasted alien boss monster, and the game demo begins with Duke taking a leak.
  • By the way, yes, there is totally a playable demo of the game!  And while it doesn't show too much, it's actually playable.  And it looks fairly good.  I'm  baffled and amazed.  (Then I remembered that I'm not exactly an FPS fan, so the demo may be the only DNF I ever play even if it does see release.)
  • Some of the games I tried out on day one, other than DNF:  Yakuza 4 (fun, and the hostess bars are being left in this time!), Mortal Kombat (Far better than I expected it to be.), Front Mission Evolved multiplayer (There is no facepalm image macro powerful enough to illustrate my disgust.), Shibuya (One of the PAX 10 and an interesting puzzle game on the iPhone and iPad), NBA Jam (That game is NBA Jam to the core).
  • I had a brief chat with one of the Nintendo reps at the show and gave my compliments on Metroid:  Other M, because that game is awesome and compliments are worth giving.  Also, this may only disappoint me seeing as I may be one of five people on the entirety of the internets that liked Samus's voice, but according to the rep I spoke to, her voice actress had apparently been asked to come to PAX; she wanted to come, but couldn't make it. 
  • I played some 1080 Snowboarding in the Console Freeplay area.  It took me a while to remember how to play it, but my skills started to resurface a little in the time I played.  Also, wow, the game's graphics have not aged well.
  • The live Giant Bombcast was hilarious, and I dare not spoil it for the rest of you.  Though, I now have a clear picture of what Ryan and Vinny do when they let Jeff and Brad usurp large chunks of time to talk about Mortal Kombat.
 
There's still plenty to see and do over the next two days.  But I don't know if anything is going to top the utter shock at seeing the monolithic monument to Duke's manliness that is the Duke Nukem Forever booth for the first time.
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I think I speak for a large portion of the GB community when I say: congratulations you son of a bitch.

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@Fullmetal216 said:
" I think I speak for a large portion of the GB community when I say: congratulations you son of a bitch. "
Also, you got any pictures? I would love to see some if you (or anyone else) has any. Bummer for Samus' voice actor as well, I wanted to see what she was like.
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@eroticfishcake said:
" @Fullmetal216 said:
" I think I speak for a large portion of the GB community when I say: congratulations you son of a bitch. "
Also, you got any pictures? I would love to see some if you (or anyone else) has any. Bummer for Samus' voice actor as well, I wanted to see what she was like. "
Unfortunately, I did not bring a camera, so I don't have any pictures.
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Congratulations you son of a...no, too crass. Just congratulations.
 
Duke Nukem Forever. Huh. So...is there really a place for Duke Nukem in 2010, or is it just an embarrassing relic of the first person shooter's past? I am, and will likely remain, highly skeptical. I just don't know if machismo of that breed works anymore.

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Ah no worries, I'm pretty sure someone would post some pictures up. That aside, Duke Nukem Forever, Mortal Kombat and Yakuza 4 (with hostess clubs) sounds like a great way to start PAX. It's things like these that make me envious of you yanks (except for Twinkies).

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How DARE you play that mockery that claims the NBA Jam name! A Jam can't be a Jam without the most important ingredient.  
Otherwise, love the overview. Interesting analysis on the Other M situation. Think she would have been wearing the costumes on display? 
Also, need to hear your thoughts on Golden Sun. Maybe we should meet up there at some point. 

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Day one was pretty great! I'm aiming for the Dragon Age II booth tomorrow. I recommend seeing the Portal 2 booth. You don't get to play (well one volunteer did) but it's worth it for the free shirt and the co-op demo is amazing. 

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Thanks for the thorough overview but I still hate that you got to go and play Mortal Kombat and Duke Nukem Fuckinforever.
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I've had 1080 Snowboarding for a while on the VC. I beat the game pretty quick compared to the old days. And yeah, not the best looking game, some things are in 2D and it stands out like a sore thumb. 
 
I'm not really interested about Duke Nukem, other than it's a cool story.
 
NBA Jam looks like fun, many hours spent playing that game back in the day.
 
Thanks for the posting the highlights.

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@AgentJ said:
" How DARE you play that mockery that claims the NBA Jam name! A Jam can't be a Jam without the most important ingredient.  Otherwise, love the overview. Interesting analysis on the Other M situation. Think she would have been wearing the costumes on display? Also, need to hear your thoughts on Golden Sun. Maybe we should meet up there at some point.  "
Her being in costume might have been a bit much.  I still need to give Golden Sun a shot, though.  The Nintendo booth is one of the most consistently crowded at the show, so it was hard for me to just see everything they had on display there.  We should definitely try to meet up at some point.
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You lucky bastard. I hope you enjoy the rest of PAX.