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Hailinel

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Troll Epidemic: Identifying Anime Avatars to Prove a Point

Over the past several months, if not longer, I've noticed an absurd trend among the more intellectually challenged members of Giant Bomb's community.  Apparently, if your avatar is that of an anime character, or drawn in a style that resembles Japanese manga, that automatically makes you a Japanophile nut job, and these imbeciles will use this notion as their sole point of argument in a ridiculous attempt to discredit their targets.  Example:
 
"There sure are a lot of people with anime avatars in this thread."
 
All right, then.  That may be a statement of fact, but that does nothing to discredit the arguments or opinions of those that use such images.
 
Now, for those of you hastening to your keyboards, ready to point out that yes, my avatar is in fact an anime character* (I fully expect to be on the receiving end of at least one such accusation for merely posting this), allow me the attempt to lodge these equally absurd arguments into your brains:
 

  • If you have a Master Chief avatar, you're a Halo fanboy.
  • If you have a Mario or Zelda avatar, you are under the age of 13.
  • If you have a Final Fantasy character as an avatar, you are an unabashed hater of western RPGs.
  • If you have a Mass Effect character as an avatar, you are an unabashed hater of Japanese RPGs.
  • If you have a sports team logo as an avatar, you are both a jock and a moron.
  • If a picture of one of the Giant Bomb staff members is your avatar, you're a zealot who thinks disagreeing with Jeff is treason.
 
Now, how many of you think that the above statements are 100% accurate in all cases?
 
The answer, in case you need it spelled out for you, is none.  Not that that fact will stop the dullards among you, anyway.
 
*Actually, no, she is not an anime character.  She is a character from Samurai Warriors 2.
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So what king of troll am I?

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What about those of us with single colour avatars? :(

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@xobballox said:
"What about gun toting Sesame Street characters? "

I means you had a very disturbed, and probably violent childhood.
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@BeachThunder said:
" What about those of us with single colour avatars? :( "
You are the worst of all.
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I thought this thread was cool, but I totally contributed to the "WHAT DOES MY AVATAR MEAN THEN GUIEZ LOL" posts that are coming up now. I am sorry. :(

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@BeachThunder said:
" What about those of us with single colour avatars? :( "
You have an irrational love for single colors, perhaps a fanboy of the various shades of purple?
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Boom Boom reaches to the hearts of all creeds and passions.

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anime rules, i hate japan. 
 
but no one can say anything bad about my awesome avatar

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My first avatar was a gun, then Google's Android. I like Google, and Androids are cool, but I've never owned and Android phone (holdin out for a tablet or MID). Honestly, I'm really picky when it comes to anime. Also, I was hoping to start a trend where holding your hands like a fox's ears meant you'll "go there" you know? 
 
Also, I'm a pedophile. 
 
Not really, I don't have high standards as long as you have a vagina. 
 
NO TRANNIES

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@Snapstacle: Go there?
 
You mean.....down there?
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@Hailinel: Upon reading the thread after the comment you directed me to, I am even less sympathetic to your complaints. The commenter was pointing out that a certain level of bias can be inferred from those with anime avatars as they are most likely anime fans. The kotaku article could easily be perceived as an attack on anime culture, therefore many who are fans of the culture would automatically have a negative reaction to it without really thinking it through. The commenter was not trying to impugn those with anime avatars, only pointing out that those who were dismissive of the article were most likely anime fans based on their choice of avatar. This is a  fair assumption if you ask me.
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@Cube said:
" @Snapstacle: Go there?  You mean.....down there? "
Yep, The South. 
 
Deep South. 
 
Like South Carolina or something, I hear they got foxes runnin wild.
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@Snapstacle said:
" @Cube said:
" @Snapstacle: Go there?  You mean.....down there? "
Yep, The South.  Deep South.  Like South Carolina or something, I hear they got foxes runnin wild. "
all of my girlfriends will now make that the symbol. thank you.
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@Cube: I'm a dude ass man just so you know... 
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@Snapstacle said:
" @Cube: I'm a dude ass man just so you know...  "
YOU'RE GAY?
 
HOW VERY COOL
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@Cube: obviously you didn't read the whole post and/or being hilarious right now. 
 
I'll choose hilarious.
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DR. PEPPER IS BEST.  FACT.

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@InTheEnd said:
" I have one and I hate anime. Isn't that weird?  "
Nothin wrong with a Persona pic.
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@Snapstacle: OH YOU MISSED A COMMA?
 
"I'm a dude, ass man"
 
Is that what you meant?!
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@Cube said:
" @Snapstacle: OH YOU MISSED A COMMA?  "I'm a dude, ass man"  Is that what you meant?! "
Or maybe he likes girls with man like asses?
 
I'm confused.
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either way, this is fucking me up.
 
By "going there" do you mean FUCKING ASSES?
 
GOD DAMNIT

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No I meant this 
 
  

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@Darkstar614 said:
" If someone chooses a picture to represent themselves, they should expect that it will attract hated from people who dislike the subject matter. I'm sure someone will call out my avatar at some point, and call me a skater faggot or something even though I haven't been on a skateboard in years. But that's the internet.  Some people are Avatar racists. "
Even though I'm not a skater, I've been a fan of skating games for over a decade (almost two, if you count Skate or Die). I certainly wouldn't refer to you as a faggot, because I like skaters (I'm also not a fan of the word in general).
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@Hailinel said:
" Actually, no, she is not an anime character.  She is a character from Samurai Warriors 2. "
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!
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well, i am an ass man.

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@iAmJohn said:
" @Hailinel said:
" Actually, no, she is not an anime character.  She is a character from Samurai Warriors 2. "
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!! "
Now that you mention it, that is the worst!
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@Cube said:
" well, i am an ass man. "
And now I have that wrestler's theme in my head.