Better High Schools than the One I Attended

Ah, high school. That time in one's life devoted to studies, being humiliated by the opposite sex, barely passing Drivers Ed, and being trapped in enclosed spaces with hundreds of other students just as hormonal and confused as you are.

Yeah, high school is not known for being the high point of a happy, successful life. My high school was no different in that regard; particularly in a town where the most exciting thing one could count on happening any given school day is the ring of the final bell.

It was boring, is what I am saying. So I can't help but feel envious of the high schools video game characters attend. Even with the downsides, it would have made for a more exciting experience than what I went through. Of course, if I attended even half the schools on this list, my chances of surviving to see graduation might have been substantially lower. Be that as it may, I would have still preferred attending these schools.

List items

  • Pros: A beautiful campus with a fun students to hang out with. The potential to take part in a murder investigations.

    Cons: Their homeroom teachers are the worst. Possibly ending up as a murder victim.

  • Pros: A modern, well-funded campus with all sorts of amenities. A quirky, helpful teaching staff.

    Cons: You really don't want to be inside the school at midnight. You really don't. The students tend to be backstabbing assholes.

  • Pros: A modern school with a great teaching staff. Cool classmates.

    Cons: Except for the fact that the campus is linked to demon-filled dungeons based on deadly sins. Teachers that go insane at demonic provocation.


    Cons: Coursework leads to severe memory loss. Also, it's a mercenary academy, so I hope you like fighting. Also, there's a huge, geletinous guy that lives in the basement and is a total prick.

  • Pros: Plenty of club activity options. Students are open to trying new things.

    Cons: New things include inadvertent dark rituals. The Vice Principal is a cockbite. Also, demons everywhere.

  • Pros: Great teaching staff and colorful students. A wonderful atmosphere brought by the campus clock tower.

    Cons: Horrible curses that cause random disfigurement. The principal (see Vice Principal of St. Hermelin, above) is a cockbite. This time with mind control powers.