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#1  Edited By Hausdog

Whoa, rereading the thread, it seems like BiggerBomb is right and a couple people failed to notice the sarcasm dripping off the OP. That's pretty sad. I'm TERRIBLE at detecting sarcasm and MC_Izawa hit me with it like a sack of bricks.

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#2  Edited By Hausdog

My four-year-old sister asks me for piggyback rides by saying "you wanna give me for a ride?" I guess she figures the inverse of "take" is "give." She doesn't speak very well, but she's seeing a speech therapist. ANYWAY, I always sing that song from Marvel vs. Capcom 2 in the most Hedwig and the Angry Inch voice I can muster.

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#3  Edited By Hausdog

Don't hate on Apple products, mang. They're just as valid a choice as PCs are.

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#4  Edited By Hausdog

Doesn't this belong in General Discussion?

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#5  Edited By Hausdog

Power. People like me, so I'm planning on building a multinational brainwashing corporation based on love :) Besides, if you're gonna be anyone's boss, which I'm planning on, you need to have the authority to tell people what to do.

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#6  Edited By Hausdog

I forgot to mention that I dressed up my freshman as a Gameboy during the 80's day of Freshman-Senior Week in high school. That was awesome. I pasted a big old screenshot of Tetris onto a red posterboard. Unfortunately, it wasn't really 80's :(

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#7  Edited By Hausdog

Can you imagine how pissy the Concerned Parents' Union would get if that "you can spend your whole life playing Gameboy" ad aired today?
Happy birthday Gameboy! You rocked.

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#8  Edited By Hausdog

You can touch yourself to them and God won't even kill kittens because He understands.

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#9  Edited By Hausdog

I'm sorry, did you just say SM64 didn't innovate? It was the first collectathon (almost wrote collectathong, which would probably appeal to you guys a bit more) game and probably the first 3-D platformer. Where would the Banjo series be without SM64? Or Jak? Or Sly Cooper? Or Spyro? You can call it a bad game if you want, but to deny its monumental impact on the industry is ridiculous.

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#10  Edited By Hausdog

I love their video reviews. It seems like they've moved to an all-text format, unfortunately.