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I love the way Vinny is looking at Brad.
And my vote would go for Jeff. He's all about comfort, if his wardrobe during the videos is any indication.

Some lady gives birth to a baby with nothing but a brainstem and thinks her baby will eventually live a normal life. I can hardly imagine telling her that she's delusional. Holy fuck this is sad, and it's real life.
babyfaithhope.blogspot.com

I've never had a console die, but pretty much all my old Gameboy games are very dead. Fortunately, I have ROMs of all the good ones.

Ooh, I've got another one. A gun that shoots concepts. You just got your liver blasted out by democracy. I severed your spine with the Xhosa language. You got headshotted by chemistry. I just pumped three rounds of vexation, the economy, and foot fetish into your stomach.

I'm the stonerest non-stoner. Live and let live, man. Peace. Do whatever you feel. We're all made of energy. I'm fluctuating in and out of existance anyway, so, like, totally whatever.

edit: this might not have been clear, but you can go do pot if you want, I really don't mind. I just personally don't have any interest.

A gun that shoots love. The idea is that they'd feel horribly guilty about inciting any violence against me because they are SO GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOVVVVEEEED. Plus I have good karma for not killing people and I get sex for making people love me. Or maybe the gun gets sex. Whatever.

I wanna see I Wanna Be The Guy. They're obviously good at platformer/adventure type video games.

I dunno. They seem to be horrible at JRPGs. I really hope they do, though, because I was watching some of the shadow boss fights on YouTube and they look like they would be hilarious.

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DUDE A SHY GUY!!! SHY GUYS RULE!!!
I bet you they're crazy in BED!!!
JUST BONE THEM REAALLY HARD!!! LIKE UH...UH UHHHHHH!ª!!!!! YEASH!!!
GENETICALLY DIFFERENT BABY!!!!

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Stoner culture is silly, so no.