Hogans_Hotdogs's forum posts

Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
#1 Posted by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

    oooooooooh Angry Birds is a GAME. I always thought 'angry birds' was a euphemism for masterbatin'. Pretty awkward whenever I heard people mention it in public.

    Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
    #2 Posted by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

      This game with zambies or playing as like a Rainbow Six guy popping terrorists would be the best thing ever. But regular-ass animals...

      Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
      #3 Posted by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

        Fun quicklook but you're in denial if you can't see this is the most boring-ass "tango down fox-club actual" modern shooter crap out there yet. If this were a light gun rail shooter in an arcade it might be fun, but $60 for this?

        How long until Brad's body rejects his beard and it dies?

        Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
        #4 Posted by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

          Is sending them pizza bribery? Can someone go to jail for this??

          Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
          #5 Posted by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

            Just once, while watching themselves a-dancin' in the mirror, do they ever think "boy I look really stupid doing this right now"?

            Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
            #6 Edited by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

              I didn't see any dragons or balls in that entire quicklook. What the hell is this cartoon even about???

              Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
              #7 Posted by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

                Black tie really should be the dress code for all giant bomb videos.

                Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
                #8 Posted by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

                  @Pepsiman said:

                  @Hogans_Hotdogs said:

                  @Kevin_Cogneto said:

                  No Caption Provided

                  After the porn shoot Reggie takes you to a dank strip club. In a booth he slips you a gram of coke and says, "It's party time you Donkey Kong"

                  If you line up the coke on a strippers ass cheeks and snort it, turn to page 37

                  If you decide to pocket the coke and try to sell it on the street to get some penicillin, turn to page 40

                  Page 40.

                  You quickly say "In a minute Reggie, I need to piss." You slip the gram of coke in your pocket and shuffle out the back exit as Reggie gets a lapdance. Reggie takes umbrage at you antics and shoots you in the face in the alley. Rats eat your genitals. Your body is discovered the next morning. Homicide detectives are now assigned to the case. The end. Better luck next time!

                  Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
                  #9 Posted by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

                    @Kevin_Cogneto said:

                    No Caption Provided

                    After the porn shoot Reggie takes you to a dank strip club. In a booth he slips you a gram of coke and says, "It's party time you Donkey Kong"

                    If you line up the coke on a strippers ass cheeks and snort it, turn to page 37

                    If you decide to pocket the coke and try to sell it on the street to get some penicillin, turn to page 40

                    Avatar image for hogans_hotdogs
                    #10 Posted by Hogans_Hotdogs (50 posts) -

                      I don't know what this is but I know I hate it more than anything in my life ever.