Fun quicklook but you're in denial if you can't see this is the most boring-ass "tango down fox-club actual" modern shooter crap out there yet. If this were a light gun rail shooter in an arcade it might be fun, but $60 for this?
How long until Brad's body rejects his beard and it dies?
After the porn shoot Reggie takes you to a dank strip club. In a booth he slips you a gram of coke and says, "It's party time you Donkey Kong"
If you line up the coke on a strippers ass cheeks and snort it, turn to page 37
If you decide to pocket the coke and try to sell it on the street to get some penicillin, turn to page 40
You quickly say "In a minute Reggie, I need to piss." You slip the gram of coke in your pocket and shuffle out the back exit as Reggie gets a lapdance. Reggie takes umbrage at you antics and shoots you in the face in the alley. Rats eat your genitals. Your body is discovered the next morning. Homicide detectives are now assigned to the case. The end. Better luck next time!