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#1  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
@luce said:
" I'd much rather hold on to my ass then read "
Don't you EVER get tired of that fucking pun?!
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#2  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
@JJWeatherman said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses: Pro-Tip: You should try using the space bar after a comma. "
I just can't bring myself to it. Post your reviews man!
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#3  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
@Donkey said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @Donkey said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @Donkey said:

" For the people who haven't figured it out yet, allow a master detective to explain it to you. OP created this thread as an excuse for advertising his reviews.  Case closed. "

Actually...my reviews suck.  Case closed "
Yes, they do. "
Yea,though,you don't know that,because you haven't read one single fucking review. I was just interested (and thought it COULD be interesting) in people's opinions on their shit! "
I did read your reviews.  Also, opinions on shit? That's disgusting. Live out your weird fetishes some place else. "
You did? Sure. Also i actually laughed at that opinions on shit part :P
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#4  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
@Donkey said:
" @HoldOnToYourAsses said:
" @Donkey said:

" For the people who haven't figured it out yet, allow a master detective to explain it to you. OP created this thread as an excuse for advertising his reviews.  Case closed. "

Actually...my reviews suck.  Case closed "
Yes, they do. "
Yea,though,you don't know that,because you haven't read one single fucking review. I was just interested (and thought it COULD be interesting) in people's opinions on their shit!
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#5  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
Last time on Ass-Holding Gentlemen

 

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Gamers. How do you define them? First thing you might think of is that a gamer is a person who plays a lot of games (DUH!). 10 years ago no one that wasn't a gamer knew what gamer or gaming even meant,but it has drastically changed recently,mostly because of the family friendly white miracle machine-the Wii. Then,there is Korea,which with its StarCraft has always been a story of its own,maybe i will talk about it some other time.

Most of the population of the ole' decided that gamers were boys/men that decided to stays virgins for the rest of their life. But then suddenly,the grey (not white :)) miracle machine,and the absolute heavy-weight chapmion of consoles came along-the PlayStation (you though i was gonna say NES ,didn't you?)! Then,all of the sudden,EVERYBODY like the idea of gaming,and the term casual gaming was born. See,because of the original PlayStation,people got into gaming,as it had games for both classic,golden-age of Nintendo VS. Sega,and for those immature fuckwits who found that shit was GAY!!!!1111oneoneone!!!  

The fact is there are a lot of people that play games and that number  is constantly growing! But,alas,it seems gaming isn't quite there yet,some might say because of casual gaming,but FUCK NO! No,its the fact that a few fuckwits occasionally go bananas,and shoot people,and then the population suddenly decides that its because he's been playing GTA IV or Doom 3 or something,while the truth is far away from that. Also there can be TV houses like FOX saying that “mess effect r evl!!!“. Now,we could fix this,but fortunately we never will :)! Why fortunately? Because currently the only way of doing so is going all casual and...that would suck. That is another thing i want to talk about-“Casual“,“Hardcore“,and “h4rdc0r3 d00d“ gamers!

Now,since haven't got lots o' space,i'll just talk about them a little less in depth. The key word here is little :P. Casual gamers have been said to lead us to absolute gaming doom! But,don't worry about it,since those are the same people who said the golden-age of gaming was GAY!!!!1111oneoneone!!!  (so,yeah, the “h4rdc0r3 d00d“ kind -_-). Anyway,casual gamers are the people that ussually play games sometimes on a regular,then not at all,or just whenever they feel like it,these are ussually around 3 to 4 years late to buy a next-gen console or a new PC (if they even do!),and these guys are ussually playing non-violent platformers,sports games and stuff like that!

The next kind are the “Hardcore“ kind. These are your regular-ass gamers,and the notable that is only sort about us—i mean them is that many “Casual“ gamers think they are “Hardcore gamers.

What about “h4rdc0r3 d00d“ kind? Douchebags. That's it! Well,thanks for reading and goodbye :)

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#6  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
@Donkey said:

" For the people who haven't figured it out yet, allow a master detective to explain it to you. OP created this thread as an excuse for advertising his reviews.  Case closed. "

Actually...my reviews suck.
 
Case closed
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#7  Edited By HoldOnToYourAsses
@02sfraser: It was all that fit into there! Also,how come,and where the fuck are your reviews?!
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Well,my girlfriend does love violence! Of course,if you mean getting kicked...

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