Best of 2010
Based only on games I played substantially this year, I present to you the ACTUAL best game list of 2010.There's no bias, no opinion, just plain facts. I can't make these things up.
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There's no bias, no opinion, just plain facts. I can't make these things up.
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Every game that you think is better than this game that came out this year is not better than this game because this is the best game that came out this year.
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You could chalk it up to "black magic" that this game arrived at number 2. The problem is that you might look a little crazy to friends/family/cops/people, because it's actually a scientific result which has nothing to do with magic... or religion for that matter, so don't chalk it up to God either.
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The 3rd best game probably would be #1 or #2 if this sort of list was based in opinion. Too bad it's not, and I have to go by the rules of mathmatics. It's #3.
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I don't necessarily agree with the facts, but as you can see by this list, this game is the 4th best game of the year, and there's nothing you or I can do to change that.
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Some people are probably saying to themselves "How is this not in the top 3 best games of the year? It's practically the best game of the year!". Those people just don't understand how these things work. Unbiased facts make this number 5.
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As a game, #6 is better than almost all other games from this year... It just wasn't better than #1-5. I would have predicted that this game would rank in the top 3 this year, but almost immediately after picking the game up and feeling the weight of the game disc, manual, and other packaging, I could tell that it was at a scientific disadvantage.
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Ah yes, lucky number seven... oddly enough, there was no luck involved with this game arriving at the 7th best of the year, because that's not how this works.
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I can tell you exactly how this got to the 8th best game of the year. The art direction alone added so much positive numerical value to this title that all the negatives were then turned to positives and then here it is. It might have actually had something to do with that lunar eclipse, because all kinds of math equations got all weird that night.
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Ok, this one was based on opinion. Just kidding, it's another inescapable fact! Sorry!
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It was predetermined that this was going to be #10 even before it came out. It's for the exact same reason that games can't be considered art... There's too much logic, facts, numerical computations that were collected, researched and then submitted to a calculator that provided these results.
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