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#1  Edited By iKANNIBAL

Whoever said dogs suck you go to hell! 
 
Anyway i don't believe Birds are nature's assholes, things that fly and STING are nature's real assholes. 
 
 
Since were on the subject of birds i was wondering could anyone tell me what kind of bird ive been hearing since i was a child, the bird usualy starts making sounds around morning and he makes the same sounds in a pattern kinda like  Owooooooooh Wooo Wooo........Owooooooooh Wooo Wooo, and he'll keep doing that 3 times over and over, does anyone know wtf this bird is? i don't wanna go looking for it in the woods and die D:

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#2  Edited By iKANNIBAL

I love the idea, infact i called it before Infamous 2 was even announced. I wanted fire in the first game over electricity.
 
Hopefully there's even more in Infamous 3! electricity is such a lame power, and it makes perfect sense, the conduit thingies were what gave the people powers correct? and he got another one and increased his power its not so much of a stretch to assume that if he got more he would get different abilities. It makes far more sense than his future self pulling time traveling out his ass.

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@H2Oyea:  Well i am half Irish, maybe we have some super secret ability to drunk ourselves into an indestrustable state? Lol 
 
Nah i always had a rock head, even as a child, i was playing sonic on the genesis when i was a toddler and i jumped up so fast when i came back down i hit my head on a cinder block and didn't have a scratch and just continued to play my game.
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#4  Edited By iKANNIBAL

I'm sorry i was to busy laughing at OP falling on his ass, i would have been one of the guys chuckling, im sorry. Also how do you guys get caught so much masturbating or with erections? jesus christ you guys fail at stealth you need to start masturbating ninja like and what not. Also cumming on the door knob? if i came out that door and touched that i would have kicked your ass right after i puked on you. 
 
I don't really have any recent embarassing moments, so i'll just talk about an embarassing moment that someone else experienced. While with friends at the theater wasting time around the outside mall until our movie started i watched as a young couple was holding hands and arguing, the boyfriend calls her a stupid bitch starts going in a different direction while she continues to yell loudly at him (i guess wanting to go to a store) while still holding his girlfriend's hand, he dragged his girlfriend into a pole her head hit it and all you heard was "BONG" and she fell out while being picked up she continued arguing "Oh you mother fucker you did that shit on purpose i can't believe you'd do this you abusive asshole". I laughed my ass off. 
 
The only embarassing moments i had (that wasn't very embarassing) was when i was a child, it was my cousins birthday party and all the kids were fighting and throwing shit, i was on the top bunk and i swung over to throw a hanger at someone but lost my balance and fell off the top bunk on to a wooden table which i broke. The other time was when i was hopping up and down on the top bunk and i forgot that there was a ceiling fan there so i basicaly destroyed the ceiling fan and the bulbs with my head.

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#5  Edited By iKANNIBAL

Sorry i chose Mass Effect, simply because they has biotic powaz and that tech amp thingy. Jack crushed robots with her over 9000 biotic powaz and i'd love to crush robots so Mass Effect all the way,  Force powaz win everytime.

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#6  Edited By iKANNIBAL

Its not that surprising when people look like each other espeacialy when they're the same race, i'm sure there's hundreds of people who look like every person who posted in this topic. My mother used to say everyone has a twin and its true. 
 
Matt Dallas = Patrick Dempsey 
  
Tom Cruise = Evandro Soldati 
 
Michael Jackson = Miranda from Mass Effect 2 xD

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#7  Edited By iKANNIBAL
@Everyones_A_Critic said:
" @Turambar said:
" @Axxol said:
" @Turambar said:
" @Axxol said:

" Why do black women intimidate you? Just curious. "

I think I can relate.  Not to overly generalize, but a lot of them have this certain...demeanor, if that's the right word that comes off a bit intimidating. "
What kind of demeanor do a lot of them have?  "
It's hard to describe.  The best I can put it is "aggressive". "
They're loud, bitchy, too assertive, and don't know when to shut up. Also they talk during movies and flip out when you tell them to shut up. So yeah, talk to her, but make sure you know what you're getting yourself into. "
Black girls are easy to handle. 
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#8  Edited By iKANNIBAL

Idunno i never been shy with women soooooo no clue if my advice will work for you. Just treat her like a dude. Ive never put on a difference face for girls i act the way i act with everyone else and it has worked fine for me. Girls aren't complicated at all they're human, don't think about it too much and be you. Unless ofcourse you suck in which case you probably would want to not be you and be someone else. I'm kidding.

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#9  Edited By iKANNIBAL

Then you're horrible at reading people considering all ive done this entire gen was criticize sony. Barely having more than 10 games on my trophy list meanwhile having basicaly over 60 of them multiplat and exclusive on 360 lol.

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#10  Edited By iKANNIBAL

Goldeneye has the best theme song of them all D: