This is for Martin Luther

Forgive me Sir for I have sinned.

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  • Almost completely useless in MW2 unless you have the tactical knife attachment to it.

  • The Sword of Elendil is a long ass sword!

  • It might save your life so keep it on at all times when you are in a firefight.

  • GIANT BOMB!

  • Love the SPAS-12 in MW2!

  • Carl Benz first thing after he made himself a drivers license: "Where is your license?! I'm going to issue you a license, five marks."

  • Used for spamming in FPS games.

  • When you approach the final frontier that is space you would need one of these.

  • Excellent for getting a Medal of Honor in WWII.

  • Love the sound effect when you drink the water in the first Prince of Persia game.

  • Green Arrows favorite weapon of choice.

  • Could never get the Two for One achievement in Halo 3.

  • Big, heavy and clunky. Not very stealthy either.

  • I think I would prefer to have one of these stabbed in my thigh instead of a gunshot at pointblank range. It doesn't sound an awful lot.

  • The guys over at Bungie had a nice talk about these thing on one of their podcasts. It was really - enlightening to say the least.

  • I'd like to have Boromir's shield. Nice and round, just the way I like them.

  • Love to use them snipers in MW2 but the Intervention, which I always thought was a cool sniper, and the WA-2000 suck real bad unfortunately. The Barrett sniper is awesome!

  • You know the ones that are found in chests.

  • Indy on a horse or a tank - who would win. I think we all know the answer to that one but what about Indy vs. a helicopter, huh?

  • These babies will fall out of the sky by the hundreds when Man decides to end it all on that faithful day in the not so distant future.

  • BIG BOOM!

  • Here's a tip, if they're red: shoot them!

  • "I believe in ammunition."

  • Salvage and maybe, just maybe Favela are the only maps that I can use these types of weapons on.

  • Sauron didn't come up with this shit did he. Maybe that's why he lost.

  • Made so that you could put keys that you have found in chest into them.

  • Love the old planes from WWII.

  • Used for shooting penis-shaped things known as bullets at others so that you can interfere with their business.

  • Might extend your life if you are a pro like Snape.

  • Not always containing a treasure of the gold-coin-type. Sometimes you might find a beating heart in there. Stab the heart and sail the seven seas for 10 years.

  • Nice tool for chopping things off.

  • This is so that I remember that I really have to change the tires on my car.

  • Use this if you want to get the incineration medal in Halo 3.

  • What has this thing got to do with the javelin?

  • Nice and hot. Very exotic.

  • Good blunt force weapon with a medium range I would say.

  • Gandalf should have used this thing more often.

  • It's just brass that has been heated up, right?

  • "I looooove them balls!"

  • A place where you listen to relaxing music before going into a firefight.

  • Flashing or stunning a turret in MW2 doesn't work but it says it should work.

  • It's either a Bugatti Veyron or nothing for me.

  • I've heard that the only place in the world where you can find these things is on a remote island called Japan I think.

  • Yeah creepy characters is the right name for these heavy breathing fun-seekers.

  • Used for besieging an obstacle like a wall.

  • Love the scopes in MW2 but not the ones in Bad Company 2 unfortunately - they look kind of awkward.

  • So this is it huh folks, health packs are back in Halo: Reach. When did this happen?!

  • Some of these make an awful lot of noise which I dislike.

  • Used for spilling things on it.

  • I love the design of old ships of the 16th and 17th centuries.

  • Indicated by a flashing rectangle of your team's colors in Football Manager and other similar manager sims.

  • "Are you hurt? Of course I'm hurt look at all the blood!"

  • In the future all train rides will be exactly 42 minutes and gravity will power these beasts.

  • I am always happy to find one of these laying on the ground where I walk.

  • Look out, could be dangerous if not handled properly.

  • Unfortunately most of these are really boring. I prefer moving pictures.

  • This must be the greatest thing since sli... I shouldn't say that but I do love these thing very much!

  • Used for putting people's heads on you know, to send a message.

  • Something to wear for the shallow people who say they have "a bad hair-day."

  • You can see a lot of them in Osgiliath.

  • Almost completely useless in Fallout 3.

  • You can train these by doing some naughty things to a man's naughty parts.

  • All these pictures are completely wrong. A football would be something you would almost never hold in your hands. You know FOOT-ball, not HAND-ball.

  • Perfected in The Two Towers 'cause you don't need to reload them like forever.

  • You should avoid hitting these vehicles at all costs.

  • Never really understood the whole idea of drinking to much of this. Seems kind of pointless to me.

  • Another ball for a stupid sport.

  • Here is where you get confused by all the numbers and words you don't understand.

  • Loved to build pyramids out of this material when I was smaller.

  • I really do hate sports games.

  • Good for injuring your fingers.

  • Good for hiding in and reading some naughty magazines.

  • You know, used for getting lost.

  • A devil's invention. A lot of valuable time can be lost staring into the abyss that is a computer.

  • Sit down, sit down, relax - take off you pants.

  • And then there was light.

  • These must be mastered at a very young age or you will never get a high level of IQ.

  • Without these a game mode like Flag Runner or Capture the Flag would never be possible in most modern FPS games.

  • What happened to the 19 remaining rings when the Master Ring was destroyed? Where are they today is the real question.

  • Another way of wasting you time is to sit in front one of these.

  • Contrary to what others say I love the Glass theme introduced in Windows Vista and then perfected in Windows 7.

  • Did you know that Sabertooth and Wolverine are actually brothers?!

  • Used extensively for "blowing out" candles.

  • You know it had to come to this: "Where's my skull?!"

  • Used by our favorite villain in the Star Wars saga.

  • "How come when it's us it's an abortion and when it's a chicken it's an omelet?"

  • A place where spaceships can dock.

  • A thing that J.R.R. Tolkien despised very much.

  • I would gladly use this weapon if I had to "smack a sucka in the face."

  • Hobbits do not need these.

  • Still an ongoing development project which still astounds me. No one will take you seriously if you fly around in that thing come on.

  • Did you know that the Japanese and Chinese people didn't know what glass was, until we western people showed it to them, because they had invented the teacup.

  • It will withstand almost everything but as most Russian weapons it will more then often miss it's target. Luckily it fires more than one bullet a second.

  • Again, you know what is coming: "Yo Fifty, hit that big-ass ramp!"

  • More known as the "noob-tube."