isomeri

Wait, what? Quit scaring me. For a second there I thought that there's a Thief sequel inbound for the Wii U.

@hoodedrobin said:

Here's the thing I don't get - they've had a solid year since last year's e3. There had to be more footage of Nintendo properties. What the hell are they doing? Why weren't there a ton of games that make your jaw drop and pull your wallet out? No Metroid, no Zelda, no Smash, no 3d Mario, no Animal Crossing, no Pokemon. Come on. What the hell were they doing for a year?

They actually haven't had a solid year since last year's E3. Nintendo is bleeding money like a stuck pig. As a Nintendo fan you are supposed to buy the WiiU, play some party-games for about six months. When E3 2013 rolls around they will show Zelda, Mario and so on to try and answer the next-gen onslaught from Microsoft and Sony.

@BooDoug187 said:

Yes, perfect, thank you.

I started downloading yesterday and I'm still only at 42%. This shit's ridik.

I'm throwing this for Will. Nothing in Giant Bomb history has ever made me laugh this hard.

@jonano said:

I have to go with Ryan the man did an actual ROFL at 3:15.

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This was exactly what I was thinking of when I decided to vote for Ryan.

@Shookems said:

@isomeri said:

I think you've pretty much nailed it, though I would swap out the Agent trailer with a live demo of The Last of Us, with a wildcard The Last Guardian trailer.

I think that The Last of Us is a given, and I really don't know about The Last Guardian. Also forgot to mention that the new Bungie game will be shown at Microsoft's presser.

I predict that there will be many gorgeous CG-trailers which will leave us disappointed when the actual games come out.

I also predict that these will be the highlights of each press conference:

Sony

• A value bundle for the PS Vita, which includes a 16GB memory-card. Also, a demo of Call of Duty for Vita.
• At least 5 minutes dedicated to that brawl-game which I can't even remember the name of. This has the most potential for memefication.
• Sony will either pack a Move-controller with every PS3 sold, or they will not talk about it at all.
• The Agent will finally be shown in trailer form at least, and it will continue to be a PS3 exclusive.

Nintendo

• So much Wii U stuff. They will reveal games, including the new Pikmin and Mario as well as teasing a new Zelda. No price or date however. Probably only a "Holiday 2012".
• The Wii's price will be dropped to 99 dollars.
• 3DS will be on the back-burner. A new Metroid game will be announced for it. No hardware refresh yet.

Microsoft

• Kinect, Kinect Kinect. Most notably they will announce a line of Kinect-only Xbox Live Arcade games.
• A long Halo 4 demonstration on-stage which will at first seem great, but will go on for way too long because MS is betting on this to "appease" the hardcore crowd.
• A new hardware refresh which makes the console the size of a Wii. This will be used to market the console even more aggressively as a home media center.
• New dashboard with a slew of new media partners.
• Wildcard: Windows Phone 8 shown for the first time, with announcements for exclusive games such as a new Viva Pinata.

@AhmadMetallic said:

MP2:
Mona asks "What are you so afraid of, Max? What do you want from me?"
"The things I want, by Max Payne:"
"A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. I want to sleep, to forget. To change the past. My wife and baby girl back. Unlimited ammo and a license to kill."
"But right then, more than anything, I wanted her."

I'm not sure if this is my favorite, but it's definitely one of the best.

The pack should be out sometime later today. VIP members even get a discount!

EDIT: Apparently the pack is now available. If you are a VIP-member, make sure to buy it from the in-game store to receive a discount.