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30K Milestone - The Long Haul

It has finally happened.  The Heavens has aligned themselves with my soul and created a vortex of fucking amazing, ladies and gentlemen.


Shadowrun Fever:  CATCH IT!
Shadowrun Fever: CATCH IT!
I broke 30,000 gamerscore last night.  The lucky achievement to do it?  That goes to "Shadowrun Fever".  That's right:  I broke 30,000 gamerscore by rubbing my nuts on someone's face.  This was something I had planned for a little while, and last night, it became a reality.  While some of you will say "meh, 30,000 isn't that impressive", I state the contrary.  I think 30,000 gamerscore through means that don't involve plugging in a child's game and busting easy achievements is QUITE the accomplishment.  Thus...we go to a retrospect of the last 10,000 points and see how I got to where I'm at today.
  • Terminator Salvation - Okay, so the 1K on this game may be "easy", but the fact is that you still have to play through the game on the highest difficulty to get it.  .....yeah, I couldn't say that with a straight face.  Nonetheless, IT'S LEGIT!!!
  • Prince of Persia - This game-I-still-can't-enjoy pulled a good 300 points for me.
  • Bionic Commando - Playing through on Commando mode, something I'm still proud of, pulled a good 800+ points on my first playthrough.  I plan on going back and getting 1K on the game sometime in August.
  • John Woo Presents Stranglehold - Not only did it help having a fellow Bomber jump into the multiplayer for some massive amounts of fun (and helping us both realize that only explosive lasers in every residence of America and Africa can stop world hunger), but the single player has kept me entertained for a while.  I plan on using the achievement Testikill in the game's $15 DLC (*ugh*) to break 40,000 gamerscore.
  • Prototype - The game was fun as Hell...as I expected it would be...but it was also a fruitful game for achievement reaping.  Now we have a copy at work, and I plan on 1K'ing that game at some point before the end of the year.
  • Red Faction Guerrilla - This game also helped to bring me and two other Bombers closer together, and once StarFoxA gets his 360 back in a non-RRoD state, I'm sure we'll be right back on it.  At least I'll have time to catch up to his 80,000XP in the damn game!!!  See, StarFoxA?  Everything happens for a reason.  P.S. - I finally unlocked the Bloody Bat.  I'm a happy camper.  = D
  • F.E.A.R. 2 - This freaky little trip from Alma taught me two things:  never trust the intentions of a crazy bitch that can use telesthetic powers...and multiplayer can be TOUGH AS NAILS!!!
  • Condemned: Criminal Origins - Having never played this gem before...and luckily acquiring it for a cool $10, I found myself falling in love with the maddening craziness of it all...as well as the fact that Greg Grunberg (Matt Parkman on Heroes) does the voice for Ethan Thomas.  I won't play the second game just quite yet, as I've heard that it's tainted with shittiness.  The only thing that pissed me off about this game?  DAMN NEAR EVERY ACHIEVEMENT IS A SECRET ACHIEVEMENT!!!   GRRR!!!
  • Oblivion - It's been a cool 370 points so far, and I plan on also FC'ing this game next month...especially since I now have Shivering Isles.
  • Far Cry 2 - It's not many points right now, but the time that I've spent with the game has been worthwhile and enjoyable.  It definitely got a bad rep coming out of the gate, as it's now a very solid game after some much needed patching.
  • Too Human - I've decided that the game is a hidden gem.  Silicon Knights has always made games that felt very unfinished but still seemed pretty fucking awesome.  Too Human is no exception.  Maybe it's just because Baldur looks more and more like a badass as my playtime increases.  = D  Also, it's going to be a BITCH to 1K.

As for the next 10K, I plan on working hard on completion of certain games, like Bionic Commando and Oblivion.  I would also love to work my ass off to get 1K on Prototype and Red Faction Guerrilla.  This will also mark the first time that I'll be purchasing any type of Arcade games that don't come on a compilation disc, as I'll be picking up 'Splosion Man and Shadow Complex soon enough.  I'm also looking to fulfill what seems like the impossible goal:  1K on Sacred 2.  I'll have some impressions up on that game soon enough, as I don't think enough has been (or can be) said about that game.

Needless to say, the trek from 20K to 30K seemed like forever, but now that I'm in my groove, I'm sure that the trek to 40,000 won't be too long.  Thanks to everyone who has followed along through this 10K, and here's to 10K more.
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It has finally happened.  The Heavens has aligned themselves with my soul and created a vortex of fucking amazing, ladies and gentlemen.


Shadowrun Fever:  CATCH IT!
Shadowrun Fever: CATCH IT!
I broke 30,000 gamerscore last night.  The lucky achievement to do it?  That goes to "Shadowrun Fever".  That's right:  I broke 30,000 gamerscore by rubbing my nuts on someone's face.  This was something I had planned for a little while, and last night, it became a reality.  While some of you will say "meh, 30,000 isn't that impressive", I state the contrary.  I think 30,000 gamerscore through means that don't involve plugging in a child's game and busting easy achievements is QUITE the accomplishment.  Thus...we go to a retrospect of the last 10,000 points and see how I got to where I'm at today.
  • Terminator Salvation - Okay, so the 1K on this game may be "easy", but the fact is that you still have to play through the game on the highest difficulty to get it.  .....yeah, I couldn't say that with a straight face.  Nonetheless, IT'S LEGIT!!!
  • Prince of Persia - This game-I-still-can't-enjoy pulled a good 300 points for me.
  • Bionic Commando - Playing through on Commando mode, something I'm still proud of, pulled a good 800+ points on my first playthrough.  I plan on going back and getting 1K on the game sometime in August.
  • John Woo Presents Stranglehold - Not only did it help having a fellow Bomber jump into the multiplayer for some massive amounts of fun (and helping us both realize that only explosive lasers in every residence of America and Africa can stop world hunger), but the single player has kept me entertained for a while.  I plan on using the achievement Testikill in the game's $15 DLC (*ugh*) to break 40,000 gamerscore.
  • Prototype - The game was fun as Hell...as I expected it would be...but it was also a fruitful game for achievement reaping.  Now we have a copy at work, and I plan on 1K'ing that game at some point before the end of the year.
  • Red Faction Guerrilla - This game also helped to bring me and two other Bombers closer together, and once StarFoxA gets his 360 back in a non-RRoD state, I'm sure we'll be right back on it.  At least I'll have time to catch up to his 80,000XP in the damn game!!!  See, StarFoxA?  Everything happens for a reason.  P.S. - I finally unlocked the Bloody Bat.  I'm a happy camper.  = D
  • F.E.A.R. 2 - This freaky little trip from Alma taught me two things:  never trust the intentions of a crazy bitch that can use telesthetic powers...and multiplayer can be TOUGH AS NAILS!!!
  • Condemned: Criminal Origins - Having never played this gem before...and luckily acquiring it for a cool $10, I found myself falling in love with the maddening craziness of it all...as well as the fact that Greg Grunberg (Matt Parkman on Heroes) does the voice for Ethan Thomas.  I won't play the second game just quite yet, as I've heard that it's tainted with shittiness.  The only thing that pissed me off about this game?  DAMN NEAR EVERY ACHIEVEMENT IS A SECRET ACHIEVEMENT!!!   GRRR!!!
  • Oblivion - It's been a cool 370 points so far, and I plan on also FC'ing this game next month...especially since I now have Shivering Isles.
  • Far Cry 2 - It's not many points right now, but the time that I've spent with the game has been worthwhile and enjoyable.  It definitely got a bad rep coming out of the gate, as it's now a very solid game after some much needed patching.
  • Too Human - I've decided that the game is a hidden gem.  Silicon Knights has always made games that felt very unfinished but still seemed pretty fucking awesome.  Too Human is no exception.  Maybe it's just because Baldur looks more and more like a badass as my playtime increases.  = D  Also, it's going to be a BITCH to 1K.

As for the next 10K, I plan on working hard on completion of certain games, like Bionic Commando and Oblivion.  I would also love to work my ass off to get 1K on Prototype and Red Faction Guerrilla.  This will also mark the first time that I'll be purchasing any type of Arcade games that don't come on a compilation disc, as I'll be picking up 'Splosion Man and Shadow Complex soon enough.  I'm also looking to fulfill what seems like the impossible goal:  1K on Sacred 2.  I'll have some impressions up on that game soon enough, as I don't think enough has been (or can be) said about that game.

Needless to say, the trek from 20K to 30K seemed like forever, but now that I'm in my groove, I'm sure that the trek to 40,000 won't be too long.  Thanks to everyone who has followed along through this 10K, and here's to 10K more.
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What do you have, like 60,000XP to go? Ha.

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Congratulations!  And anyone that tells you 30,000 GS isn't so great is an asshole and a damn dirty liar!  I've only got roughly 6700, and I'm darned proud of that.  Hah!

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I'm almost there!

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Nice job.

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I'll break 5,000 one day. You wait... you'll see. I can do it. The Wii is sucking up all my game time, that and my PC. I still think I would like Far Cry 2 for the 360.

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@StarFoxA: I'm at 32k.  You watch.  By the time you get that 360 back in working condition, I'll be over 35k!  IT'S ON!!!

Claude...Far Cry 2 is pretty sweet.  I would absolutely suggest checking it out.  There's a lot to do.  The only gripe that I still have is how long it takes to get somewhere, only for that task to end up taking about 5 minutes to finish.  Nonetheless, I found all kinds of stuff to do in between the areas, like take in the scenery...and shoot people.
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I'm sitting at around 2000, which amazes me. I don't know how I got that much. My friend has somewhere around 120,000, though.

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I still need to work for the rest of the achievements in Red Faction.  Bah, who am I kidding....

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Congratulations dude :D I just turned over 50k on mine, didn't even realise it either :( shame I wanted it bang on 50k but instead its 50005 lol

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Condemned is an easy 970 points. (Only retail game to not be 1000)

Congrats on hitting 30K.

You don't have 1000/1000 in Bionic Commando yet...but....I thought you liked Bionic Commando....Must have been mistaken...
*stares*

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@vidiot said:
"Condemned is an easy 970 points. (Only retail game to not be 1000)

Congrats on hitting 30K.

You don't have 1000/1000 in Bionic Commando yet...but....I thought you liked Bionic Commando....Must have been mistaken...
*stares*"

Battle for Middle Earth 2 is only 700 something. And i'm sure theres a couple more.
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@The_A_Drain said:
" @vidiot said:
"Condemned is an easy 970 points. (Only retail game to not be 1000)

Congrats on hitting 30K.

You don't have 1000/1000 in Bionic Commando yet...but....I thought you liked Bionic Commando....Must have been mistaken...
*stares*"
Battle for Middle Earth 2 is only 700 something. And i'm sure theres a couple more. "
Strange, I did not know that. Is there a list with the oddly scored retail games? I thought Condemned was the way it was due to it being a launch game.
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@vidiot:

I think theres a couple more, most of them launch games, MS got pissed off with it and instituted the rule that games HAD to have 1k no more no less.

Edit:

Just these apparently

Condemned (970)
LoTR: BFME 2 (705)
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 (960)

According to x360a

I thought there was more. Although apparently Crackdown shipped with 900 but was updated.
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Congrats, I just recently broke the 10K mark myself.

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Congratulations!  You've shown that you're better at wasting time than anyone else on Giant Bomb dot com!

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Congrats man! I've been trudging through 20K for the longest time now, and I'm attempting the suicide mission of 1K'ing the Orange Box. Those time trials in Portal will be the death of me...

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@Everyones_A_Critic said:
"Congrats man! I've been trudging through 20K for the longest time now, and I'm attempting the suicide mission of 1K'ing the Orange Box. Those time trials in Portal will be the death of me... "

I wish you the best of luck with those dude I really do. But unfortunately it's a bit fucked up on the console, because of the nature of analogue sticks and the on/off nature of a keyboard key, it is inherently much more difficult on the consoles because no matter how fast your thumbs are there is a fraction of time where you are walking instead of running, this very often results in extra unnecessary steps that simply doesnt happen on the PC

:(

I did most of it on the PC, but couldn't even do one on the console, and I consider myself equally as comfortable with a mouse/kb as with a controller.

I still need to go back and do the gnome thing, and squish all the bugs, thats aboutt he only things I missed I think other than the portal challenges and some TF2 multiplayer stuff, like kill 5 people with the pyro or something mad I just couldn't do them lol.
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@The_A_Drain said:
"@Everyones_A_Critic said:
"Congrats man! I've been trudging through 20K for the longest time now, and I'm attempting the suicide mission of 1K'ing the Orange Box. Those time trials in Portal will be the death of me... "
I wish you the best of luck with those dude I really do. But unfortunately it's a bit fucked up on the console, because of the nature of analogue sticks and the on/off nature of a keyboard key, it is inherently much more difficult on the consoles because no matter how fast your thumbs are there is a fraction of time where you are walking instead of running, this very often results in extra unnecessary steps that simply doesnt happen on the PC:(I did most of it on the PC, but couldn't even do one on the console, and I consider myself equally as comfortable with a mouse/kb as with a controller.I still need to go back and do the gnome thing, and squish all the bugs, thats aboutt he only things I missed I think other than the portal challenges and some TF2 multiplayer stuff, like kill 5 people with the pyro or something mad I just couldn't do them lol. "
Yeah, I noticed the people that made the tutorial vids (all of which were on the PC version) were zipping around like nothing, it was really hard to keep up with them sometimes.
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@Sparky_Buzzsaw said:
" Congratulations!  And anyone that tells you 30,000 GS isn't so great is an asshole and a damn dirty liar!  I've only got roughly 6700, and I'm darned proud of that.  Hah!"
30,000G isn't that great. :D
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I'm almost at 20K I really need to complete more games. The only game I got the full achievements for was Fable 2.

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It's great...except for that Fight Night Round 3 business.

Also, why do you want your round off achievements to be...GAY?  You're gonna waste $15 for that 1 stupid achievement later on?  You're going to feel buyer's remorse.

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I got to 30 K just recently too! Congrats.
I am off Xbox Live for a while, so my gamerscore isn't growing as fast as it should.

You know what they say, for every 1,000 gamerscore, is equal to an inch down below...

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Hey guess what? I'm almost at 20k!!! I'm at 19,736 points at the moment. Congrats man! You and I both love showing off our gamerscores, don't we? lol

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I'm near 44,000

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@vidiot said:
" Condemned is an easy 970 points. (Only retail game to not be 1000)

Congrats on hitting 30K.

You don't have 1000/1000 in Bionic Commando yet...but....I thought you liked Bionic Commando....Must have been mistaken...
*stares* "
I've already got about 670 off the game, but I let a friend borrow it in exchange for Shivering Isles.  Now that it's ripped onto the 360, and he's about to FC Condemned, I'll have it back soon enough.  Also, I love me some Bionic Commando, but seriously...did you SEE the games that have come out lately?  A plethora of good shit, sir...including Red Faction Guerrilla and Prototype, which are two games I've been dying to play.

@Vinchenzo said:
"30,000G isn't that great. :D "
Neither is Cars, Night at the Museum, Fuzion Frenzy 2...  =  P

@Lind_L_Taylor said:
" It's great...except for that Fight Night Round 3 business.Also, why do you want your round off achievements to be...GAY?  You're gonna waste $15 for that 1 stupid achievement later on?  You're going to feel buyer's remorse. "
A.  What exactly is wrong with Fight Night Round 3?  It was a great game.  Not my fault that EA were idiots and made the achievements super easy.  My brother and I rocked the shit out of FNR3.

B.  Sorry you don't like how I choose to milestone a hobby.  Some people build little boats in bottles.  Some people fly kites.  I play games and get achievements.  How I decide to spend the money for my hobby is my choice.  Think it's gay?  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*door out of my blog*  = D

@GamerGeek360:  It's something to do, and when you get somewhere in your hobby and you're proud of it, then of course you want to show it off.  I know my score isn't Vinchenzo's, but I'm not any less proud of my 30K than he is of his 100K+.
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About time.  lol

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@jakob187: Trust me, with all the easy games I still have amazing gamerscore. (Probably 95,000 I would guess.) Stop pointing out the easy ones, kthx.
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Congratulations... 


You! Are! A! Fag!

Wait...
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If you can bring yourself to finish Prince of Persia, it'll be an easy 900 or so.  A lot the achievements in that game are way easier than they sound.  The only one I thought  was tough was doing the 14 hit combo.

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my 10,000 G achievement was on Aegis Wing. It was awesome. I kept it at 10,000 for a month purposely. It was a waste of a month.

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@Vinchenzo: But Vin, it makes me feel better for not having 1K on The Orange Box and F.E.A.R. like you do.  =  /  I need that confidence booster.  lol
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@jakob187 said:
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@Lind_L_Taylor said:
" It's great...except for that Fight Night Round 3 business.Also, why do you want your round off achievements to be...GAY?  You're gonna waste $15 for that 1 stupid achievement later on?  You're going to feel buyer's remorse. "
A.  What exactly is wrong with Fight Night Round 3?  It was a great game.  Not my fault that EA were idiots and made the achievements super easy.  My brother and I rocked the shit out of FNR3.

B.  Sorry you don't like how I choose to milestone a hobby.  Some people build little boats in bottles.  Some people fly kites.  I play games and get achievements.  How I decide to spend the money for my hobby is my choice.  Think it's gay?  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*door out of my blog*  = D

So hostile.  If I thought it was gay I would have said so. EDIT: Oh yeah. You're wanting to put balls achievements to top off every 10,000. Yeah, that's WAY gay.  Ballad of Gay Tony gay. I've found WAY better achievements to top of the 10k digits.  Check out Fracture's achievements. They have two that are pretty good:  Han Shoots First and All Your Bases Belong To Us.  More interesting than ball sack achievements.

So is FNR3 as good as FNR4?  I've been thinking of gettng FNR3 to play til the price goes down on FNR4.
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@Lind_L_Taylor: Teabagging a dood to break an achievement milestone is funny and memorable to me.  The same goes with crotch-shotting someone.  I come from the age of potty humor.  = D  I've looked at the Fracture achievements.  Now if the game were worth a shit...I couldn't stomach it past what I did play of it.

FNR3 and FNR4 are very different kind of boxing games to me.  Despite that fact, 3 is still an excellent game.  For as cheap as it is, I'd pick it up if just for the achievement points.  However, the game is still good too.