Here's A Knee-Jerk Blog About Duke Nukem Forever
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Yeah, we know - Duke Nukem Forever is gonna see the light of day. Some people are psyched (which is the category where I continue to reside) and some aren't. In general, the fact that the game will even be on a retail shelf should win the guys at Gearbox some kind of award for "company that finally got the shit done"...or something. Even then, there's no guarantee that the game won't see some kind of delays, especially if we realize that Gearbox took a pretty penny of time with a game called Borderlands, going so far as to completely revamp the visual style of the game.

There's the question of whether the game will be worth the wait, and of course, the answer is no. Nothing - not the Star Wars prequels, not Live Free or Die Hard, not so many thing - can match up to the hype and wait time of a decade. Well, take that back. There's still Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, but that's another story. The chances that Duke Nukem Forever is going to be some "ZOMG MIND EXPLOSION" is a fucking facade. Instead of trying to believe that, it's easier to believe that the game will simply be an ode, an homage to a time that once was. I'm okay with that, and there are plenty of others that are as well. The people who aren't looking forward to the game and think it should just die off are completely entitled to that opinion. It doesn't matter if those people have been burned over the years by 3D Realms' promises or if they just don't like Duke Nukem. That's cool, folks. This game isn't about you, so stop making it about you. The negativity of your opinions means little other than the fact that you are yet again hating just to hate. It's cool to hate on DNF, and we get it. We don't genuinely care, though, because we're finally getting the game that we've wanted for so long.
If anything, we should point out that Broussard was self-financing this project for the longest time, and it's safe to say that it's not an easy task to do so. The fact that this game WILL survive and that it WILL see the light of day deserves a pat on the back for the folks that still want it to be released, the people who actually did work on the game and don't want to give it up. They could've easily let it die and fall into obscurity, but as we've been taught in life, you have to see it through until the end. The end doesn't come until Duke Nukem Forever hits store shelves.
So celebrate and rejoice, frown and cry, spit venom and hate. It makes absolutely no difference. It's Duke Nukem Forever, and I for one will ALWAYS bet on Duke.

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