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Sorry to disappoint you, folks.
 
To start, hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving weekend, as well as a good Black Friday.  I know that I did.  You're about to read about it! 
 

Despite the blurry picture, Bigfoot is NOT in any of these games.
Despite the blurry picture, Bigfoot is NOT in any of these games.
So I had no money for Black Friday, which was a goddamn bummer.  For some reason, I just didn't want to be stuck at home all night, and the non-existent money was burning a hole in my totally existent pocket.  Therefore, I decided to check the ads again, and luckily, Game Crazy was offering 30% extra trade-in credit...ON TOP of my MVP 10% extra trade-in.  Awesome.  After bundling up some games, I took my ass up to Game Crazy at 2am...and waited outside in my car...for two and a half hours.  Ladies and gentlemen, I need to inform you of this - NO ONE GOES TO GAME CRAZY FOR BLACK FRIDAY!!!  It was great and sad at the same time.  I mean, I was looking forward to a crowd of people to shoot the shit with, but at the same time, it was nice getting to catch up on all the Giant Bomb Quick Looks in the slightly cold comfort of my own car (all thanks to Harris' awesome Giant Bomb Alpha App for Android). 
 
I walked in with six games, many of which were SUPER old and not really worth much in value (Condemned 1, GTA IV, Ninja Gaiden 2, The Darkness, Darkest of Days), and one game that was still fairly new (Modern Warfare 2)...and I walked out with four brand new games that have put a smile on my face  Those games would be Assassin's Creed II, Crackdown (for the THIRD time), Just Cause, and Infinite Undiscovery. 
 
Let's talk about Assassin's Creed II, folks.  I played the original when it came out (although it was not on the Xbox that I have linked to my profile).  That game was okay when it came out.  When I went to play through it a second time...which you WILL see linked on my profile's achievement progress...I realized how contrived and boredom-inducing that game was.  Therefore, you might understand why I could give two shits less about Assassin's Creed II.  However, like many others around here, the GB staffs' words are infectious.  After hearing so much praise coming from RYAN about the game...as well as hearing how varied the gameplay was...I just HAD to try it out. 
 
I just wish he didn't pop his collar... 
I just wish he didn't pop his collar... 
Assassin's Creed II improves on EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of the original game...and then pushes it past just an "improvement" status.  There's the villa, where you'll collect all kinds of shit in the game and have it displayed there, almost feeling a bit like The Crib from NBA 2K5 (which I loved).  There's all the stores...and the fact that I can buy my own weapons and armor this time around.  There's all the little things, like being able to throw sand in someone's face or the ease of pickpocketing or the improved blending system or how the combat flows nicer or how I can use my hidden blades to fight rather than just assassinate or...well, are you getting the picture?  The first game was good, don't get me wrong, but it was definitely a "one playthrough and I'm done" kind of game.  This game breaks so many barriers that held the first one back, I feel like THIS is the start of the franchise.  Also, the story is BONKERS...GODDAMN BONKERS...and I kind of dig it.  Yeah, sure, it feels a little bit like Dan Brown wrote the script for the game at times, but personally...this game does Dan Brown far better than Dan Brown could ever do Dan Brown.  Yes, I just said he's a shitty author.  The ending will definitely prove as one of the bigger mind-fucks you'll get this year, but the thing that I enjoyed the most was how there were so many other pieces of the backstory found in the collectibles.  It absolutely feels necessary to get all the glyphs and such, just to know as much as possible.
 
There are two problems that I have with the game, however.  The first problem is the design of the Assassin's Tombs.  It's like this:  I understand that the same guys who make Assassin's Creed also make Prince of Persia...but they got some PoP into my AC.  I know that both games have parkour, but seriously, the first Assassin's Tomb I entered made me drop my controller and say "fucking really, man?".  Worse than that, the last two that I did wanted me to do these super crazy and elaborate platforming segments IN A TIME LIMIT...with a control system that can be fidgety sometimes.  BAD IDEA!  Hopefully, this WON'T be making a return in later games.  The second problem would be the lack of real world segments.  I can understand why there is so little time showing Desmond and the gang back in "present day", but I felt like they did a really good job of making Lucy, Rebecca, and Sean stand out as characters.  It also felt weird coming from the first game...where you were out of the Animus every couple of DNA sequences and chillin in the real world...getting that piece of the story...to jumping into the Animus 2.0 and being in there for damn near 7 hours of gameplay before you saw the real world again!  The tease at the end of the game, with you playing as Desmond taking out Obstergo guards in the "present day", was cool, but it wasn't enough for me to overlook the lack of...well...BREAKS in the story. 
 
Regardless, the game is amazing.  It's so amazing, it's easily my Game of the Year.  There was so much improvement in this game, and it is seriously the kind of game that forces you to pay attention to it.  I would say that it's a testament to how good the game is when NONE of the achievements amongst 4,000 people are rare!  It means people are finishing the game, which means we'll have plenty of discussion.  Now, I just want them to bring on the DNA sequence 12 and 13 DLC!!! 
 
As for the other games, Just Cause is goddamn crazy wicked awesome insane and has me COMPLETELY psyched for the sequel, and I have yet to plug in Infinite Undiscovery.  However, based on the videos I've watched for it, I might actually be able to get into that game.  For $5.00 brand new, I'm pretty sure I can find a way to dig that game. 
 
On a final note, I would like to publicly congratulate Karmum on being the first to hit 10,000 forum posts.  Don't worry, I've got my eyes on 20,000 already!  =  P 
 
Until next time, piece! 
 
P.S. - New York Sharp is a great midday snack, especially with some tasty butter crackers!
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