Watchmen: The Review of The Movie
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Is Watchmen the grand epic tale that we've all been hoping for? Does it hold up to the graphic novel that all of the readers have been praying to see on the screen?
Well...does a bear shit in the woods?
The midnight showing was filled with an MTV and MySpace crowd last night, laughing and giggling like stupid idiots every time Dr. Manhattan's glowing blue dong was on-screen. They were laughing and giggling every time an atrocity to mankind occurred. When Silk Spectre and Nite Owl started getting it on inside Archie (which confirmed the extreme hotness of Malin Akerman, btw), there were giggles of the "OMG they're having sex" high school persuasion throughout the theatre.
In a dark corner at the top of the theatre, me and four friends sat and watched in amazement as the events of Watchmen unfolded, and my cousin and I kept nudging each other's shoulder with an expression of "that's just like the graphic novel"! Those who haven't read it...yes, you will walk out of the theatre with a simple "eh, it was okay" idea of the movie...as most of the non-graphic novel readers did last night. Those who HAVE read it...you will be rewarded for your dedication to what is arguably the greatest graphic novel of all time. The imagery is sharp and striking. The blood, sex, and violence is so prevalent, I'm amazed the movie didn't get an NC-17 rating...and it makes me curious what was left on the cutting room floor. The absence of Tales of the Black Freighter definitely made the movie feel like it was missing something, which is why I can't give the movie the highest rating possible. I also wasn't a big fan of how they did Rorschach's face in the movie, as it is CONSTANTLY changing. I can understand that Snyder wanted his face to be in constant motion, since every frame of Rorschach in the graphic novel has a different expression. However, there were moments where Jackie Earle Haley is delivering an INCREDIBLE performance...and the face just didn't feel right for the moment. Then again, you have to look beyond his face and feel what he is saying.
Watchmen is an extremely complex movie, and there were plenty of times I heard someone in the theatre say "a superhero wouldn't do that". That's right. A superhero wouldn't try to rape another superhero. A superhero wouldn't kill innocent women and children. A superhero wouldn't have sex with another superhero hundreds of feet in the sky. However, this isn't your typical superhero movie. The levels upon levels of emotion and complexity, the ever-constant struggle of doing the right thing, is made blatantly clear in this movie. There are plenty of moments where you realize that the justice you want to see happen usually has grave consequences that go beyond the usual idea of what a superhero is. It's what made the graphic novel so amazing, and every actor...from Patrick Wilson as Nite Owl to Billy Crudup in an amazing performance of Dr. Manhattan...delivers exactly the performance they should.
The ending...what about the "ending", you ask? The "ending" is perfect...for this movie. Without giving anything away, it does deviate from the "ending" in the book...but it still holds the same level of impact and tone that the graphic novel had. The level of realization, sorrow, regret, guilt, angst, hatred, somberness...all of it is there, and it's done well and with good taste.
My only other big complaint would be with the actor that plays Nixon. I understand that Nixon, in the graphic novel, was a caricature of the real Nixon. However, that doesn't mean you have to make Nixon look like he is obviously wearing makeup in this film. The ridiculous nose, the accentuated jawline, the balding...everything is a bit too over-the-top. The performance was fine, but after seeing Frank Langella's performance in Frost/Nixon...you realize that this role could've been handled better. You never feel the threat that Nixon poses to the world...which is kind of sad.
So...does a bear shit in the woods?
Abso-fucking-lutely, ladies and gents. If you love the graphic novel, you OWE it to yourself to see this movie. If you aren't, then at least buy a ticket, watch it...and feel good knowing that you aren't being treated like an idiot.

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