NaissanceE - An experience you should not miss

I have to thank @drewbert a bunch for making me aware of this game. Without Drew talking about the game on the Game of the Year 2014 podcast I would probably never have bought it. But he did, and I did. And I am richer for it.

Early architecture in NaissanceE
Early architecture in NaissanceE

While I want to write a lot about the game, what happens, what I think happens, and show images from some of the more impressive stages, I won't. Doing so would be a disservice to the game, as discovering those things yourself is what makes the game so good. But Drew was right. In the beginning there are cubes and blocks. Put together in various ways, sure, but blocks nonetheless. So the moment you encounter a circle... it's weird, in a way. There have been more impressive sights before that, but it still resonates in a way. And it keeps on piling on things.

The closest game I can think of is Journey. In Journey the main event for me was the exploration and feeling of discovery. The music paired with the visuals made it onto a cheerful, sometimes melancholy, thing. It was hopeful, open and vast. Meeting other players made it a happy world. NaissanceE is at times pushing you down, it is claustrophobic, and actually scary in a way. Helped a lot by the sound design, but also by the stark visuals. The hard edges, the black and white. And while it is just as vast as Journey, it almost feels sinister. These are of course feelings, and feelings are highly subjective. Your mileage may vary, but I loved every second of it. Or nearly so.

It has it's bad moments as well. Namely the first person platforming. And there is a lot of it. Mostly it works, and it doesn't task you with that difficult jumps. But there are a few sequences that really ground me down. At a few of them it actually seemed like the game did some course correction, moved a few blocks, thus making it easier. But I am not sure about that, might have been my imagination. If it did, then cool. A game with first person platforming should make steps to make it easier when someone fails at one part over and over. If not, then space and time is even stranger in NaissanceE than I thought.

But for every time I felt frustrated by the platforming, there are three or four moments of slack jawed gawking at something that at first made my mind go "Holy fuck". Then I believe I smiled. Grinned even, as spectacle out of sheer visuals is hard to do these days. I am sure you look across larger areas of space in games like Far Cry 4, and yet the areas of NaissanceE is magnitudes more impressive. And when some of those moments got interrupted by a scary fucking sound in the wall nearby, it quickly turned into "Oh no, I need to move!". And onward you push into the unknown shadows. Which brings me to another thing this game does masterfully, light and dark. The lighting system might be simple, I don't know, but it is really impressive. If there is one game where it is important to follow the suggested gamma settings, it is this.

So I'll echo Drew. Play this. More people should.


Making a "game" in Twine

I've always wanted to make a game. And so, throughout the years, I have have dabbled in scripting. Didn't understand enough to stick with it. I tried Gamemaker. Did tutorials and that was it. I've made mods for games like Morrowind. The one I spent most of my time on was a big player house on a separate new island. It was a Dwemer ruin, with everything you needed. Even had a fast-travel portal system, with images of where you would end up making the illusion that you actually just walked through the portal. Got too ambitious, never published it.

So I have a track record of trying out something, then not sticking with it. There are several reasons for this. I only have so much time, and I already stretch it pretty thin between work, girlfriend, books and games. I am also impatient, and want to see results fast. And I get bored. My book-review-ish blog hasn't been updated in months, even tough I promised to write about every book I read this year.

Maybe this is something I can finish. Twine is a lot easier to use than any of the other programs I have tried. The fact that it is only text based (you can add images and such, but I cannot draw for shit) means it takes less skill. So in one fell swoop I can make a "game" while honing my writing.

I'm still at the beginning of the story, but I already see how easy, or how complicated, I can make it. I got branching points, a hidden points system that will determine what you can do later on, I got different color text for how you perceive your companion.

I thought Twine was only for making simple "choose your adventure" games. But you can do a lot more!

I don't have my own website, so I don't think I can publish anything of what I am doing yet. Haven't looked into it, but I will make some sort of teaser version and post it somewhere. Will update this when I do.

Anyone else made something in Twine? I know there are a lot of talented duders out there, and it would be fun to see what has been made!

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Movember 2014!

Oh yeah! I am joining the Movember movement this year, as my first year. If you have no idea what it is about, read this handy Wikipedia page.

As I don't have a big network of friends, I decided to post about it here, on my blog. Not going to share this around the site myself, so only the very few of you who follow me for some strange reason might read this. Would be awesome if anyone donated just a tiny bit. But what would be even better is if at least one of you could check if the site I link to works for you. I am afraid it might only be in Norwegian you see, which would make it a lot harder for me to share this with the world. Don't think many will bother with wading through Norwegian gibberish to find a way to donate. If I am "stuck" with only my own country, then it will be more difficult for me to get the word out as well. But it does have an "English" button on top, which switches it to English at least. Which I just found myself. So I guess its alright. Alright!

Anyway, this is the link to my "mo-space" as they call it.

And this is the beard that will disappear 1st of November, then gradually replaced by a moustache:

You can see how the beard is scared of what is to come.
You can see how the beard is scared of what is to come.


It is on! My face is pretty much shaven, a moustache is on its way. So please, fellow duders, help men live longer by donating! As usual, don't have to donate much, but if a lot of my fellow duders chip in it will make a difference fast :D

Had some fun when the beard came off.
Had some fun when the beard came off.


Yahooo! Wahaaa!

Soundtrack for this post:

I miss platformers. Especially the kind where you have wonderful worlds to explore, where you collect myriads of things. I want a large overworld where you move between these smaller worlds. I want a cartoonishly evil antagonist, and maybe a goofy animal or some shit as the protagonist. I want to unlock new items, skills and moves as I go along. I want stupidly addictive music. And I want it for PC.

Can that be done? I mean, the only recent ones I can think about are the Mario games on WiiU, a system I don't have yet. I know there are several games like this on PC, but I cannot for the life of me think of one at this instant. Would be a plus if it is recent as well, with those new cool graphics the kids love these days. Just one good action-adventure platformer. That is all I need.


"Wait... did this actually exist?"

Most of the games I grew up with are games everyone knows about. Or at least almost everyone. Super Mario was one of the first, but I also played a lot of Startropics and some jet-plane-fighter game I haven't managed to find (I don't remember the name either, so maybe someone can help me? You had to take of and land on air-carriers, watch your map or radar for bases and such to bomb). The next console I got was the N64, and that is where it got really magical for me. Mario 64, Lylat Wars and Pilotwings was the big ones (then Ocarina of Time and Majoras Mask, that last one is one of the best games ever made), but I also borrowed a game from a friend that I actually thought was a fever dream a few years ago. No one seemed to know it, and I couldn't find it again. Mostly because I had forgotten the name, and searching for "robot shaking kids" didn't really work when I tried. Now I can actually find it by searching "robot shaking kids nintendo 64" though, so that's good.

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Anyway, the game I wanted to write a bit about is the best "robotic maid shaking kids" simulator ever made. None other than Mischief Makers. I fell in love with this game right away. The graphics was weird, the music was weird and the mechanics... oh my. It's a 2D platformer, where you pick up things. People, kids, pots, ninja stars, rockets, flowers. Anything really. You can then throw whatever you hold in any direction, or you can shake it. Shake shake! Then throw it. Actually, shaking weapons and bombs can make them act differently. The story is weird, the levels are weird. The controls are weird. It's a weird game. And it is fucking awesome.

I never felt I beat it properly though. To get the final cutscene you need to get a gem on every level. And you need to have a good average rank. The gems was a bitch to get, so I didn't have many when I finally beat it the first time. And the thing is, the final cutscene actually plays, it just stops when you run out of gems. So I got to see a few seconds of it before it just cuts out, teasing me with the rest. I never got enough gems to watch the whole thing, and to this day I don't know what happens. I could probably find it on Youtube, but I don't want to ruin the mystery.

Before this week I thought almost no one knew about this. Someone must have played it, seeing how it is in the database, but still. Then I heard music from the game in some random Game Theory YT video a few days ago. I think it was about the theory that Humans are Pokemon. And I am currently watching the archive of the SGDQ2014 speedrun of it. So people know about it! But why don't more people know about it? Is it actually a bad game? Was it too weird? Did it have a limited release? Beats me. I loved it at least, and really hope it get some kind of re-release someday.


Games where you fail, but it all works out.

Being home for a couple of days puking every hour leaves you with precious little to do but think. When I finally managed to do something else I started playing Jak and Daxter (the trilogy is free on European PSN+ right now, or was a few days ago anyway). As I was already in a weakened state my mind wandered a lot, and I began thinking about the quest you where on. Stop Gol (which funny enough is the name of the town I grew up in) unleashing Dark Eco everywhere.

I then realized that in every game I have played where you are to stop some sort of scheme like this you always do. You never fail this quest. Why? I mean, if it is done in a good and clever way, without it being telegraphed heavily before it happens, wouldn't it be a breath of fresh air? Or would people just be really angry?

Then I took it a bit further. What if Jak and Daxter not only failed their quest to stop the Dark Eco, but it turned out that it actually helped and improved the world dramatically. That you had actually been working hard to stop something that seemed bad, but turned out to be very good for everyone. Again, if this had been done in a clever way I think it would be kinda cool.

I have a question here as well though: Are there any games that does this? Or anything close to this? 'cause I cannot think of any... And if there are any... spoilers I guess? Just telling about a game that does something like this means the ending is somewhat spoiled. But I still want to know if this is an untapped "end of game" scenario, or if I have just been playing the wrong games.


Going to miss that laugh.

You get to a point where you feel you know someone after listening to them weekly for five years. Which is why it really hurts that Ryan Davis has passed away. It is always sad when someone dies, even if it is someone you have never met and never will meet, someone who doesn't even know you exist. But when you feel that you know this person on the level that I feel we have all come to know the Bombsquad... then it is like the passing of a dear friend.

I started following the Crew when they did The Hotspot. I know that, but I cannot remember much of it. I was in a bad place mentally at the time and have repressed years of memories it seems, but the guys helped me immensely. When Jeff "left" some of the magic was gone, and I remember not visiting Gamespot much after that. At the time he was the one I really followed. When he and Ryan Davis got together to start a new site, I was overjoyed. Joined one of the first days it was possible to sign up for an account. I had not anticipated what the site would become.

Every member of the Crew is someone I hold dear, in a way. They all have specific qualities and personalities making them people I wish I could hang out with, which have always been wildly unlikely since I live in Norway. While every member of the crew is funny, the one who never failed to make me laugh was Ryan. Simply by laughing he would brighten my day. Seriously, that laughter of his should make anyone smile. You can just hear how much fun he is having, how much he enjoys whatever happens at that specific moment. That laugh has gotten me through recent dark periods, as whenever I feel very blue I just find snippets of Bombcasts or Quick Looks where I know he breaks out in laughter.

The fact that we will never hear that laughter applied to future moments saddens me. But I can take solace in the fact that I can always find that laughter somewhere, in the myriads of videos and podcasts he was in.

And when Saints Row 4 has arrived I shall make my character as close to Ryan as possible. A small way of honoring him, but at least it is something. Rest in Piece Ryan Davis. And thanks for all the great moments.

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Finally caved, got a PS3

Got some extra cash, and finally found someone auctioning one off for around 214 USD here. That is 1200 NOK, when this particular one (Slim 320Gb) usually costs around 2000 NOK (357 USD).

Now, my main reason for wanting one has been two-fold. Journey and finally having a Blu-ray player. But only getting it for that would be kind of a waste, even though most decent Blu-ray players cost the same as what I paid for this PS3.

So before it arrives I need something more to use on it. I got lots of work the next three days, so I won't be able to really dive in until Sunday, which means I got time to get more stuff. Already ordered a copy of the Ico and Shadow of the Colossus HD collection, as I have always wanted to play those. But then I am at a loss...

I already own a 360, do most my gaming these days on PC. I don't care much for Metal Gear or Final Fantasy, and I don't like sport or racing games (unless it's Burnout). So... what should I get?

I know this question pop up way to much, so I am not going to share it on the forum. Hopefully one of you, my fine followers, will have some good ideas!


My family just beat the alien invasion.

That is something you rarely get to say. But I can say it now.

I'm not going to say anything about the ending of the game by the way, so don't worry about that spoilers, I will however spoil some armor, weapon and other abilities I guess.

So, I just beat XCOM: Enemy Unknown (on Normal, as I never managed to get into the original, thus I did not have the skill for anything else), and I did it with a team made out of my family. Which means I made damn sure I went forward slow, as I could not lose any of them. I also used them exclusively together in the beginning to level them up, then I only used one or two together with other recruits.

This made the entire game even more fun, as I could level up "my family", give them new gear and abilities. When Very Difficult missions came along, I could send my Special "Family" Ops team on it to kick some alien ass. And boy, did my team kick some ass. With plasma gear, Ghost, Titan and Archangel Armors my team killed everything. We faced tons of injuries, some nearly fatal, but we prevailed.

Funnily enough, my avatar in the game turned out to be Gifted. Which was fine enough, as my avatar was a sniper specced to be long to medium range, forgoing the Squad Sight for the ability to fire after movement. The only other gifted soldier in my rooster turned out to be my brother. Who is also a sniper... But hey, it worked out! We beat the aliens!

From left to right: My mom, brother, me, brother, father, brother. We kick ass.
From left to right: My mom, brother, me, brother, father, brother. We kick ass.

This is just one of the reasons why XCOM is such an awesome game. That is all.