jasperkazai

I have some weird thing under my name that I don't even remember what it was for. Posting this to hopefully change it out

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  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 738: OG Daddy.

    I think Jess is wildly underestimating the average age of this audience. I highly doubt that half of us were born after 1995. Probably less than one quarter, if I had to guess.

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 737: Fifa Lockhart.

    Wasn't a fan of the crime emails from the start, but if people are going to be braggadocious jerks in them, then yeah, it's time to call it quits on those.I've had a dishwasher all my life, but we sti...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 736: Gritty Gex Reboot.

    There was a string quartet rendition of Sweet Child o' Mine specifically used at a wedding in The Office. Maybe Jess' friends were recreating that.Man, I really hope we do get more Deus Ex eventually....

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 735: This is Miyamoto.

    The Battle Network games were some of my absolute favorites of that time; played each of them for hundreds of hours. But like Jeff, I mainly liked the story and overall premise of them. The combat was...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 734: Level 37 Fedora.

    Playdate still seems like a thing you check out for 5 minutes, say "alright," and then move on. Definitely not for everyone.Sleep is great. Not sleeping ever again would suck.Pepsi Blue!

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 733: They Old.

    I am definitely not a teen or know what teens like these days, but I'm pretty sure that whole "less and less teens care about getting their license" thing remains true. Going places is expensive, and ...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 732: Semi-Husband.

    The main problem is that they no longer have a podcast host (i.e. a person who can direct the flow of the cast) who is disinterested in wrestling and therefore will keep it to a minimum - formerly, th...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 731: The Gouda Project.

    Tiny Tina's Wonderlands kind of seems similar to Saint's Row 4 in that they took an idea that works ok for a DLC but then stretched it out to cover a full game, and it doesn't really work anymore. (Gr...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 730: Gamesmonger.

    Eh, fuck that Tesla jump video. I thought it was stupid to begin with, but finding out later that people's parked cars were wrecked because of that dumb stunt made me angry. Fuck the people who did th...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 729: Cancelling Time.

    The time change sucks, but it's never been that big of a deal to me. Hopefully that bill goes through so we never have to think about it again, nor hear people complain about it twice a year. Also, th...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post UPF - 03/11/22.

    Oh, to live in a world where the phrase "I want to kill Chaos" is viewed as being completely normal and an actual thing one can do.

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 728: Loan Wolves.

    The two prevailing takes I see about Starlight Coke's (aka Space Coke) taste are graham cracker and cotton candy. It tastes like graham cracker to me, 100%. Which is kind of a shame, because I would t...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 727: Gabe Juice.

    Jeff G saying "a diaper has to be changed" followed by the words "deliberately wipe" ... teehee.Souls games are just the definition of anti-fun to me. The gameplay loop of dying and (potentially) losi...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post UPF 02/25/22.

    I know exactly what Jess is talking about when it comes to spicy food. I have no tolerance whatsoever for it, either. I've only had Chipotle twice in my life, because the meat is too spicy for me. Peo...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 726: Grey Soda of Video Games.

    Never heard of the term grey soda, but I used to mix all the shit at a soda fountain together all the time as a kid. It's great.Did Jeff G really acknowledge a couple of corrections?? This ain't the B...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 725: Mr. Boo.

    Talking about Kirby copying Mario Odyssey: but it's absolutely the other way around. Kirby was sucking up dudes to take their powers long before Mario ever threw a hat at them. The hat is basically a ...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 009.

    I can never think about ghosts without thinking about Vinny's "ghosts are aliens" idea.

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post Giant Bomb's 2014 Game of the Year Awards: Day Three Text Recap.

    I know I'm commenting 7 years and change later, but I recently have been playing Dragon Age Inquisition for the first time, and what the fuck they chose Iron Bull?! That's an insane choice. He's liter...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 724: Gaba-Ghouls.

    Can't believe they ended up talking about a corn zone but no one made a cornhole joke. Was perfect for it.To me, Dying Light (the first one) was first and foremost a co-op game - had a lot of fun park...

  • jasperkazai posted a message on the post 723: Fuzzy Crime.

    Oh god, the intro song managed to be even worse than the version that played on the GOTY casts, which was already bad. The progress is working in the wrong direction. I know Jeff G and Vektroid are fr...