So last night, my drunk female friend walked from my roof to the adjacent roof to take a piss.

So she takes a piss on this roof, then starts walking back to my roof. Then, Paul Bettany comes out speaking angrily with an English accent, saying how she is waking up his kids. He is wearing only socks, and continues to walk through her pee. She says she is really sorry, and runs over back to my roof party.

Thankfully, he didn't call the police or anything, but it was quite an event nonetheless.

Anyways, that's the story. Questions?