Unofficial Video Game bathroom reviews
During the course of playing a video game I often times find myself inside a bathroom. Here is my review of those rooms
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"What a lovely shower, No soap scum even!" - Princess Peach. Obviously if a princess is impressed with a bathroom it must be nice right? The bathroom contained a mirror, typical sink and toilet as well as plenty of toilet paper and towels to take a shower. If hot water is your requirement for bathrooms then this does not disappoint. The only negative I would say is that they need a fan. When taking a hot shower it is best not to fog everything up like that..
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Majority of the bathrooms in Bioshock are sadly flooded with water. Majority of the stalls have doors that you can use for privacy. Plumbing appeared to still work as water still flows from the sinks and toilets. Toilet paper was hard to come by if at all. Maybe in this world they only used bidet...
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Doing bathroom reviews is probably the hardest review type regarding video games. GoldenEye for the N64 is a good example of this. The bathrooms in GoldenEye are one of the most iconic because of the facility level and watching the enemy er um use the facility. But just because it is iconic doesn't mean it is actually a great bathroom. The stalls has doors which can be opened but there is no vanity mirrors above the sinks which makes powering one's nose just about impossible. No toilet paper either. The fact that if you use one of the stalls there is a chance that an agent can climb down and shoot you from the ceiling makes me want to hold it in incase I am in a tour group of the facility someday.
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These bathrooms are a little hard to review, I mean with the whole radiation thing. There is still plumbing as the water works but you receive radiation if you drink the water. Toilet paper has long been gone but what these bathrooms lack in toilet paper they gain in having a healthy supply of plungers. It is a nice touch for I would believe it is true what they say about nuclear fallouts and fiber... It is also nice to know that fallouts do not effect the hinges on bathroom stall doors for they all seem to function pretty well. Overall bathrooms in the wasteland are really not that bad.
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I am 30 hours into the game and so far only found one bathroom in the whole skyward loft area. I am going to assume that once you are flying around on your bird you can just release anything and have it drop in the clouds. The one bathroom I found is located in the training center. If you flush the toliet it makes a nice sound you can also sit on the throne and gain health like all the other 'stools' found throughout the game.
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