Hello, I'm Jensonb. And that's why I drink.
 
Welcome to Avoiding Controversy 101 . Avoiding controversy in your Blogs is easy, and I would do well to remember that before doing anything like you know what again. So here's a look at the process:
 
Say things which you know your audience will likely agree with.
 
That's pretty much it. So, here we go with a totally uncontroversial Blog Post, which is also me meeting a promise I made several minutes ago on Sweep's Blog:
 
You know what guys? Whether it's rum, vodka, beer, cider or pretty much anything, I think we can all agree that alcohol is awesome. So grab your drink of choice, settle down, stop getting upset over things people didn't mean ill by, don't waste your hate on decent people and...Let's all get drunk, chow down and watch us some fucking Super Bowl! (Or not, I dunno, maybe you don't like NFL, that's cool too).
 
Your pal,
Jensonb

...I'm not legal though  =|

here's a tip on avoiding controversy don't be you

" here's a tip on avoiding controversy don't be me "

" here's a tip on avoiding controversy don't be you "

" @trophyhunter said:

" here's a tip on avoiding controversy don't be me "

fixed. "

" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

" @trophyhunter said:

" here's a tip on avoiding controversy don't be me "

fixed. "

when have I ever cause controversy? "

" @trophyhunter said:

" @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

" @trophyhunter said:

" here's a tip on avoiding controversy don't be me "

fixed. "

when have I ever cause controversy? "

5 minutes ago. "

George Orwell is very displeased with you.
 
  If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.  
 
  The atmosphere of orthodoxy is always damaging to prose, and above all it is completely ruinous to the novel, the most anarchical of all forms of literature. 
 
I realise that these aren't the most applicable quotes, but my books of Orwell Essays are all out of the house at the moment.
 
Yes, Alchohol is pants.

My blog wants to be inside your blog. And it is. Again.

The best way to avoid controversy is to stop bringing it up.

I've made some bad choices on the internet while drinking alcohol. It's just the internet, so we're cool... right?

" The best way to avoid controversy is to stop bringing it up. "

Just make blogs about how much Avatar sucks and polls about which staff member is sexiest. Instant controversy-free (and totally boring) discussion.

From your picture you look 13. No way am I getting drunk with you.

What if Bad Company 2's demo is my favorite game of all time?

" ...I'm not legal though  =| "

" The best way to avoid controversy is to stop bringing it up. "

" What if Bad Company 2's demo is my favorite game of all time? "

Seriously, just stop this shit already. This was sooo two nights ago. I'm tired of this on the site, and, truthfully, from what I've heard, one of your threads, Jensonb, caused some of this controversy. 
 
Now that I've thrown my .02, I'm done with these type of threads.

so to avaoid controversy, you did yourself a hole? 
 
I gotta write this down. 
 
can we share cooking recipes?

" @natetodamax said:

" The best way to avoid controversy is to stop bringing it up. "

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" @Tireyo643 said:

" @natetodamax said:

" The best way to avoid controversy is to stop bringing it up. "

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