Games which would be drastically improved with a protagonist that looks and sounds exactly like Dave Snider

Have you ever been playing a game just to think: "Ya know, Dave Snider would work in this lead role a whole lot better!"? I know I have (I may be going insane). But none the less, here are my games that I think would be drastically improved with the likeness of our very own Dave Snider in the protagonist's role.

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  • Right? RIGHT?! I know you were all thinking it. Besides, how is going out to get drunk with Packy and getting into all kinds of shenanigans different from any other of Dave's days? :P

  • I'm sorry for this one.

  • OK, now I'm a bad person.

    Back to business...

  • Guybrush Threepwood is well and good. He is even one of my favorite video game personalities. That makes it even more impressive that Dave would be a better protagonist. Imagine Dave solving puzzles, insulting people, getting into lots of pirate related mischief... THAT'S what I'm talking about!

  • He already built a Bat Cave and wears his Batman costume regularly around town, solving imaginary crimes. He's really only a step away from this one already. Oh, and Coonce can be his Robin (I think he already is).

  • A beaten-down undercover cop who is on an unstoppable quest for revenge. Lots of explosions and LOTS of bullet-time.

    Perfect.