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Omegle: 8 Year Old Horny Norwegian Babe.

Stranger: hii

Stranger: asl??

You: Horny 8 year old Norwegian babe.

Stranger: so wat do u want??

Stranger: wats ur name??

You: ULGA.

You: My mommy says that I look old for my age.

Stranger: ulga u are 8 year aged so u like 2 b fucked

You: My mom says thats a bad word. Although she says it to my dad all the time too.

Stranger: so u need to knw the pleasure??

You: Pleasure? What are you talking about?

Stranger: fuckin pleasure

You: ????

You: You're naughty. The Lord hates you.

Stranger: do u want my dick into ur pussy???

Stranger: dear

You: Why would you do that to a cat?

Stranger: u will feel it gud

Stranger: pussy is ur vagina

Stranger: dear

You: I don't think I should be talking to strangers.

You: What does horny mean?

Stranger: it means u are ready for sex talk

You: Sex? Like if you're a boy or girl?

You: You scare me mister.

Stranger: u r ready 2 be fucked

Stranger: i m guy of 21

You: WOW! My brother is 21 and he just got back from his mission.

You: You guys should be best friends.

Stranger: no dear

Stranger: byeeeeeeee

Stranger: have 2 go

You: Thanks mister! You were really nice!

Stranger: byee

Stranger: i hope u r nt horny nw

You: See yah!

You: I just said horny because the person before said it.

You: I wanted to sound like an adult!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ok

Stranger: dnt do it again

Stranger: byee

You: Why not?

You: I just want to be a big kid...

Stranger: u dnt knw anythng abt sex

You: I don't know what you're typing. There are no vowels. My teacher would be mad at you.

Stranger: u dont know any thing about sex

You: I know what sex is!

You: Its whether you are a boy or a girl!

You: Im a girl!

Stranger: describe what happens

You: ??

Stranger: nd what girl has 2 do??

You: You're either a baby boy or a baby girl.

You: Thats it.

You: I know that Mommy and Daddy get together and make a baby...

Stranger: u are a kid

Stranger: dnt sit in omegle

Stranger: bein nice 2 u

You: I'm not a kid!

You: I'm 8!

Stranger: its arequest

You: Im a big girl now. I've been baptized!

Stranger: 8 is nt a tme 4 sex

Stranger: do u have boobs

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ?

You: What are boobs?

You: I'm going to tell my mommy on you mister!

Stranger: ur breast

You: You're sounding kinda mean now...

Stranger: ok then bye

Stranger: i will tell nthing

You: This is Ulga's Mom.

You: You have messed up.

You: I will find you.

You: You have ruined her childhood. You pervert.

Stranger: so u r horny??

You: Im calling the police right now.

You: See you in Hell buddy.
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Omegle is the greatest thing ever created

Stranger: m u?

You: Hi

You: lol

You: m

Stranger: :D

You: Whats it like to fap?

Stranger: wer r u from?

You: I asked a question.

Stranger: ?

You: Whats it like to masturbate?

You: I've been thinking about starting, but my mom says its a sin.

Stranger: yeah ur mom is right

Stranger: ur age?

You: Thats not important right now.

You: Just answer my orig question.

Stranger: oky go and fck ur mom mother fcker
    
 
 
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 Stranger: Hi  

 You: asl 
 
 
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 Stranger: hi

You: Whats it like to have sex?

Stranger: its amazing

You: Why?

Stranger: it feels so fantastic

You: I've never heard of it before yesterday.

You: Im curious.

Stranger: and its better when its with the one you love

Stranger: how old are you?

You: Thats not important. Tell me whats it like to give a woman your seed.

Stranger: i wouldnt know. im a girl

You: Oh...

You: Whats it like to receive said seed?

Stranger: again, wouldnt know. im a lesbian

Stranger: :)

You: Whats that like?

Stranger: what do you mean?

You: You know when I said, " I've never heard of it before yesterday."

You: I was kidding.

You: TEEHEE

Stranger: i figured

You: I totally got you there right?

You: I made a funny.

Stranger: not really...

You: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE MY HUMOR???

You: TITS OR GTFO.
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Stop dumbing it down!

I would like to start off my first blog ever by saying I love Giant Bomb. Err. Yeah 
           I'm a pretty big RPG gamer, to put that out there. And something has been changing in this genre, and is really irking me (vocab ftw!). The developers have been dumbing down all of the mechanics that make an RPG what it is. And it's getting to the point where they are only RPG's by name. However, for me to fully express my opinions on the subject of RPG's (and other games for that matter) dumbed-downed-ness, I must give you my (and the only) definition of an RPG. 
A Role Playing Game is a game where you create a character and you choose how he grows. Choice is the crux of all RPG's. Choice in the story, choice in the development of your character, and choices with consequences. While choice of story, and consequences have been working out fairly well, the growth of a character has not.  
          One of the more recent examples in the great game of Mass Effect 2. Anyone who has played the first game knows that it was a great one as well, although it was plagued with inventory and skill tree problems. I admit that they had problems in both of these areas, but they also had their strengths. The inventory system allowed much more choice than there was of that in Mass Effect 2. You were able to choose weapon and armor mods for your whole squad on the fly. It had its inventory management problems for sure, but Bioware completely did away with it. They also gave you much less skills to choose from. While this was not a major complaint with me, I liked having to choose which one of my companions would upgrade their warp ability, while I pushed to get singularity. 
          Now why did they do this? Well, it was problematic for sure, but the real reason is immersion. Developers are now creating works for this god that they call immersion. Immersion is not a bad thing at all, its a great thing, but it's how they try to achieve it that bothers me. They do it by cutting down patience and hard work. They want to get you right to the juicy and exciting parts.  
                I remember when it took time and hard work to achieve something in a game, that was great. I felt like I had to truly know my enemies and the world around me to be able to succeed. It may have had some downtime in doing this, but it was immersive. I had to read the books that the game gave to me, I had to listen to what people had to say, and sometimes, I would have to test it out. 
              Those were the good ol' days, back when I wasn't alive. I'm pretty young to be playing Morrowind and The Witcher, but they really opened my eyes.

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