Top 5 Potential Dates for Bowser
Because everyone needs a lil lovin'.
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The gender confusion makes things exciting, and I'm pretty sure Bowser is into that kinda thing.
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She's the round mound of eating pellets. Bowser likes this.
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She's like the mature, X-rated version of a tough-chick Princess Peach. Bowser would probably be way into that.
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Bowser likes to experiment.
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He's tried one and failed consistently, so why not take a stab at the other?
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