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Whenever a volcano erupts and destroys a city, whenever a crack addict goes on a robbing spree and whenever Dane Cook performs a show, the mastermind behind these devious deeds is me. Being fluent in two languages during your lifetime is better than wanking with one hand.
Fan fiction sucks, no exception.
Techno/rave music is shite, don't listen to it.
If you like Family Guy, throw yourself off a bridge.
If you think Harry Potter is the best book evar, go fucking read more books than just 7 because they're popular.
Dan Brown, I know you're out there, you need to learn to write.
World of Warcraft is to nerds like hair gel is to sexually insecure curs.
If you have a faux hawk, go shave your head.
Video Game fanboys should relax and play video games.
If you're white and a self-described otaku, go get race change surgery.
Zelda is amazing to other people, to me it's just a a series of recycling.
Halo is fun but don't boast the story as being of great sci-fi.
Metal Gear Solid, pause button, nuff said.
And finally....
Tie Fighter is the best pc game in existence.
Wait, that went kinda wrong:
Counter-Strike is to stroke e-peen while Team Fortress 2 is to reasonably enforce CO-OPERATIVE gameplay and not solo AWP sniping.

To like something, you have to hate something.

Further more:
In the beginning
Back in nineteen fifty-five
Man didn't know about a rock 'n' roll show
And all that jive
The white man had the smoltz
The black man had the blues
No one knew what they was gonna do
But Tchaikovsky had the news
He said -
"Let there be sound", and there was sound
"Let there be light", and there was light
"Let there be drums", and there was drums
"Let there be guitars", and there was guitars
"Let there be rock"
And it came to pass

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