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@gkhan: His [spare] car was a complete shitbox. Alonso junked his primary car, and McLaren, being as smart as a sack of rocks, got a spare from Carlin whose 2/3 main cars also DNQed.

I'm glad McLaren (not Fred) DNQed. Their sheer arrogance and appallingly condescending attitude is not welcome at the Brickyard.

In fact, I want them to leave motorsport to just make fancy sports cars. This organization is an absolute joke.

Nabbed it. Thank you!

After a bit of a nailbiter tonight where a win from the Tribe can end it...

Chicago keeps the dream alive by winning tonight 3-2 at Wrigley.

We're going back to Cleveland for Game 6...

Max is driving like a complete shitbag this race. Oh, and he hasn't gotten a single penalty yet.

Verstappen rules, that's what those are.

@rethla: I should've specified the "for rest of the season" bit... oops. I meant that as "Sauber's probably going to finish last in the WCC again" unless Sauber has a great day and Renault just eats shit more than usual.

His name is Rio and he'll be watching from the stands...

...Sauber's fucked now. aren't they?

Nico Rosberg is the new Rubens Barrichello. I've fucking had it with him choking away what was his best chance at winning the WDC.

Yeah, Nico, just sit the fuck down and be a nice little #2 driver for the rest of the season.

Props to Nico Rosberg for somehow choking the first half of the season away and now losing the championship lead.

This race was tedious to watch.

I read the title and thought this was going to be about doing all three in one showering session, because I'm probably an oddball. Not at the same time, mind you. Just so happens that's how I take showers every time. I also tend to take one just before going out, just so people don't smell whatever awful odor my body will produce after not washing for a day or two.

Yes, I do use soap, shampoo, and toothpaste. For better or worse, I'd rather have people smell whatever stuff I use rather than whatever smell is normally emitted from my body.

@megamanalomania: Swamp people, perhaps? Before someone asks: No, not the people from that reality show, I mean actual swamp people...

Unless one is in a survival situation and a dystrophic lake is the only body of water in sight, I don't know why the hell anyone would drink it. Let alone regularly. It's very much like water mixed with fucking dirt...

On the topic of carbonated drinks, just give me the soda. Or sparkling apple cider. For some reason I love that stuff.