• LandHawk posted a message on the post Best of Giant Bomb 136 - STANGER THINGS.

    Whose job ISN'T cool with MiiVerse porn?

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Extra Life 2017 - Giant Bomb East.

    "Well they did clone him so I don't know if they'd give him a butthole."dan...

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Welcome The Newest Member of Giant Bomb: Jan Ochoa.

    You have lived an amazing life and I'm sorry it's lead to the possibility that you might one day have to explain something to Dan.And welcome aboard!

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post The Exquisite Corps: X-Com: Enemy Within - Part 13.

    They've probably been doing this the whole time and I just noticed it but I love how every other commander has calligraphy on parchment and Dan's letter is clearly made by a 6 year old.

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Quick Look: Wolfenstein II - The New Colossus.

    I don't know what everyone's arguing about in the comments and I don't care but if you don't think that QL had the freshest ending you can get out of my face

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Quick Look: Divinity: Original Sin II.

    The term "Sourceror" dampens my enjoyment of this game.

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Quick Look: NBA 2K18.

    Good to see Randall did something with his life.

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post The Giant Beastcast - Episode 121.

    "I like Mario Party."Simultaneous "Ougggggggggggggh."

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 497: Tasteful but Stupid.

    @hollitz said:People, wash your butts.I'm not looking forward to whatever moment in this podcast prompted that comment.

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post A Morning Chat With Paul Barnett.

    @mysteriousfawx said: So much love for Paul Barnett, I remember when he was promoting Warhammer Online and his delivery of the 'mmo vision' and interpretation of the world they had created was amazin...

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post The Giant Beastcast - Episode 116.

    Coming soon to the Giant Bomb store: Semen Always Wins t-shirt.

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Kingdom Heartache: Episode 01.

    This is a horrible idea and I 100% support it. Also, we need Jeff to sit in.

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Quick Look: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.

    @pants said:@landhawk: Have you played Coming Out On Top? You should play Coming Out On Top. Never heard of it. Let me check the websi-“This game is the Citizen Kane of ripped, naked big-dicked dudes ...

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Quick Look: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.

    @that_lamer said:Definitely feel like the space is required there. That said, the way I read your sentence, I assumed you were saying that male romance was an undeserved meme, in the sense that a lot...

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Steal My Sunshine - Episode 03.

    Woah, Abby has a motorcycle? How do I ask her what she rides?I also had a motorcycle license but no car license for a long time. Past the motorcycle road test the first time, and the car road test... ...

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Steal My Sunshine - Episode 03.

    For people complaining that the Beast crew are bad at this game, keep something in mind: When they get to a difficult part, they each get one shot at it before having to wait 10-15 minutes before tryi...

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post The Giant Beastcast - Episode 113.

    "A human with a corkscrew dick is just bad ARMS fan-art."Oh my god the implications.

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Unfinished: Overland 07/14/2017.

    All I can hear is minecraft gravel.

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post VRodeo: Star Trek: Bridge Crew.

    There was a hot second there when they were chasing the Alpha 2 pirate ship that their conversation and team-work actually sounded like a Trek episode, and that's pretty fuckin' rad.

  • LandHawk posted a message on the post Charlie Murder and the Island Factory.

    Had to take all those points out of WIS but it was worth it.@tomba_be said: I do think Dan's result and win are mostly due to luck, as most things in his life seem to be. He is so lucky I'm now actua...