EB Games Real Life Eavesdropping Comedy


 

EB Games Real Life Eavesdropping Comedy: Paraphrasing An Excerpt Of An Overheard Conversation Between An EB Games Employee And An EB Games Customer

 
A Play Based On An Actual Event That Took Place
 
By The Internet's "LCad"
 

Cast of Characters


CUSTOMER - A man seemingly interested in some new release titles both upcoming and current. 
 
SALES CLERK - A man who is unfortunately perpetuating misinformation about new current new release titles. 

Act I

 
CUSTOMER: "God of War and that one with Jack Black"
 
SALES CLERK: "Oh yeah.  That's all I'm playing right now.  Brutal Legend.  If you're like me and love the '80s rock like Led Zeppelin it's great"
 
CUSTOMER: "Led Zeppelin's on there?"
 
SALES CLERK: "I haven't unlocked it yet but I know there's some on there"
 
The conversation moves towards being about the real-time strategy style portion of the game.
 
The End
 
 
(the reason I used html to display this off-site image is because Giant Bomb does not let me upload images for some reason dear dave "snide" snider please fix this xoxo)
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Persando 4

http://persandojoke.ytmnd.com/

-or if the sound doesn't load properly-

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/d/6/3d68cc70a1afaec97ec5e73d9c601425.jpg
and
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/e/9/9e9557bb06bd8c1c88495d1f43ba98d4.mp3
in conjunction.
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Gettin' 3p1c 0wned [3p1c] [3p1c 0wn] [3p1c 0wn zone]

Rememberin' That Curly Mustache Video With The Scoop Pringle Funny-Dazs


- Buyin' an Xbox copy of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 at EB Games for $40 in like July

- Findin' out it , after usin' the "toothpaste trick", that the reason the game doesn't work properly on the 360 is shoddy software emulation that won't get fixed ever.

- Considerin' returnin' it but not becuase it's still a collector's item and if I wanted to bust the Xbox Xbox out of storage I could.

- Not worryin' about it for a while.

- Findin' out on Giant Bomb that they're going to do an XBLA release.

- Decidin' to cut your losses with intent to trade in the disc copy for a points card.

- Not tradin' it in because it's worth more than $3 CDN.

- :S (it's a face)
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A List of Reasons Why Eddie Money Should Be in Rock Band [e$]

The Jimmy Buffet pack totally opened the door for this to be possible.

1. His real name is "Edward Mahoney".  This name in conjunction with "Eddie Money" wields a strong comedic effect.
2. He appears in this awesome cable access clip.
3. He was a cop before his music career took off.  When I was making this list in my head I thought he was a security guard and I was going to say all great bands have former security guards.
4. "Shakin' " was a smash hit success in Guitar Hero Encore Rocks the '80s.
5. Doesn't this look fun?
6. He has at least enough memorable material for a 3 pack.  Who doesn't love Gimme Some Water?


$$ Official Eddie Money Zone $$
$$ Official Eddie Money Zone $$

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