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EB Games Real Life Eavesdropping Comedy


 

EB Games Real Life Eavesdropping Comedy: Paraphrasing An Excerpt Of An Overheard Conversation Between An EB Games Employee And An EB Games Customer

 
A Play Based On An Actual Event That Took Place
 
By The Internet's "LCad"
 

Cast of Characters


CUSTOMER - A man seemingly interested in some new release titles both upcoming and current. 
 
SALES CLERK - A man who is unfortunately perpetuating misinformation about new current new release titles. 

Act I

 
CUSTOMER: "God of War and that one with Jack Black"
 
SALES CLERK: "Oh yeah.  That's all I'm playing right now.  Brutal Legend.  If you're like me and love the '80s rock like Led Zeppelin it's great"
 
CUSTOMER: "Led Zeppelin's on there?"
 
SALES CLERK: "I haven't unlocked it yet but I know there's some on there"
 
The conversation moves towards being about the real-time strategy style portion of the game.
 
The End
 
 
(the reason I used html to display this off-site image is because Giant Bomb does not let me upload images for some reason dear dave "snide" snider please fix this xoxo)
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EB Games Real Life Eavesdropping Comedy: Paraphrasing An Excerpt Of An Overheard Conversation Between An EB Games Employee And An EB Games Customer

 
A Play Based On An Actual Event That Took Place
 
By The Internet's "LCad"
 

Cast of Characters


CUSTOMER - A man seemingly interested in some new release titles both upcoming and current. 
 
SALES CLERK - A man who is unfortunately perpetuating misinformation about new current new release titles. 

Act I

 
CUSTOMER: "God of War and that one with Jack Black"
 
SALES CLERK: "Oh yeah.  That's all I'm playing right now.  Brutal Legend.  If you're like me and love the '80s rock like Led Zeppelin it's great"
 
CUSTOMER: "Led Zeppelin's on there?"
 
SALES CLERK: "I haven't unlocked it yet but I know there's some on there"
 
The conversation moves towards being about the real-time strategy style portion of the game.
 
The End
 
 
(the reason I used html to display this off-site image is because Giant Bomb does not let me upload images for some reason dear dave "snide" snider please fix this xoxo)
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Edited By linkster7

So no Led Zeppelin then? Bummer.

Expecting worse misinformation.



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Hilarious...................................................................................................................................................
Is Act 2 any better?

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"Have you heard of these....'LolCats'" - a guy I know who dropped out of high school and wears fedoras and has a beard on his neck and drives a white van with the jurassic park logo printed on the side and works at ebgames, EB Games, 2008

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*standing ovation* Bravo!

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*Keyboard Cat plays off this thread*
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ME:  "You got a release date for Batman Arkham Asylum?" 
 
EB CLERK: "Yeah, let me check that. Looks cool that game. The collector's editon comes with a comic." 
 
ME: "Yep." 
 
EB CLERK: "Yeah, it bridges the gap between the movie and the game." 
 
ME: "..."
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i feel embarrassed when i know more about the stuff  they sell than they do. i asked a guy what he knew about the strategy stuff in brutal legend and he told me it was the same as the strategy in god of war....

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Edited By Damolition

EB are pretty incredible.
 
Me: Hey, do you price match? 
Clerk: Only if you can provide proof a competitor is selling for less.
Me: Here is a brochure from JBHIFI, they are selling Brutal Legend for $30 cheaper.
Clerk: I'm sorry, we can't pricematch because in their deal they provide a shirt as a bonus.
Me: That's alright, I just want the game
Clerk: No, in their deal they have a shirt. Weren't you listening?
Me: So you want to charge me a higher price for less?
Clerk: Sure do.

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Led Zeppelin broke up in 1980.

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@MaddogMonty: 
 
(I know that's the joke)
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I am quite confused about how exactly this thread is supposed to work.