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I've never wanted to be in second grade more than now.

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These are awesome, I love them!

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I don't know why this exists, but I like that it does.

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I'm going to print these out, and then send them to myself!

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MOM, DAVE LANG'S BEEN DRINKING AGAIN.

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I've never felt more adored and more afraid.

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Someone send Dave Lang one of those!

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I've never wanted to be in second grade more than now.

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Some of those are pretty damn good, haha.

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These are amazing, I can't decide which i like more

who am i kidding, the windjammers one is simply wonderfull

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I choo-choo-choose all of these.

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Bullshit. Nothing can rate higher than 5 Raid 2's out of 5 other than the Raid 2.

I love each and every one of these.

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These are now featured on the front page of this here web site.

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These are great, now if only I had someone to give these to. Haha ah... sigh.

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Lang needs to print these out and give them to his staff. Or family. Or John Drake.

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Sweet, can't wait to give these to my girlfriend!!

Honey I got you a.... Honey? OH MY GOD HONEY, YOU'RE BLIND!!

*Phew* The googly eyes just fell off the bucket.

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This is amazing. I only wish i could give these to someone who would understand these

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The hitpoints one is my favourite reference of all of them.

A little disappointed that there are no references to getting bopped, or fucked boi.

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I don't have anyone to give these wonderful cards to this year. Now I feel ja-lonely.

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What? No crude sex/genitalia jokes?

DISAPPOINTMENT.

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Ok all people be prepared for Valentines from me. If the girl doesn't like it I don't want to know her.

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@bisonhero: I... I know I typed one out...did I just forget to save it?

Well, that's two I gotta add then.

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LCom • 

If you're looking down here, you should look up top. I added 4 more.

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Brilliant, I think this image could be of use here too :

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@lcom: Minor suggestion: for the "ultra combo" one, may I suggest that on "ULTRAAAAA", the As just trail off the right side of the card forever. 6 As doesn't seem like enough. Maybe have the final A be half cut-off by the edge of the picture, implying that the As just trail off indefinitely.

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I've been looking for a good way to ensure that I never get a girlfriend. Dave Lang is sure to help! Thanks duder!

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Can't wait to print some of these out and give to my fiance for Valentines. Though she may no longer be my fiance after I do this.

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This thread needs more Johnny V love.

Will you be mine to Disney Infinity and beyond, valentine?

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Alright, that even confuses me. But, um... good.

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Never Forget

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Is it weird that I read the cards in Dave Langs voice?

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You forgot the best picture.

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This just depresses the fuck out of me that I'm not with a woman than can appreciate this shit.