liquidmatt

I'm loving Zer0 with a combo of sniper, pistol and shotgun. The Bloodshed tree rocks once you start dash-meleeing, and the decoy skill can be used to either run up and shotgun things, give you time to hit crit spots or get out of a tight corner.

That and the fact that he talks in haiku.

My girlfriend and I have played Portal 2, Orcs Must Die 2, Borderlands, Red Dead Redemption, Saints Row The Third and quite a few others to fun success. Portal 2 and Red Dead particularly were fun, as were the co-op missions in Battlefield 3. She also watched me play through God Of War III (her copy) and Assassin's Creed II in a day though, so maybe she's just not fussy.

@MentalDisruption said:

@liquidmatt said:

@MaxxS said:

@liquidmatt said:

White: Sticking a biro in your jacksie

That is the most British thing I have ever read. Can you provide a translation please?

Very sorry, knowing I'm on an American website I try to avoid Brit-slang but it slips out sometimes. A biro is a cheap throwaway ballpoint pen and a jacksie is the slit at the end of your penis, your urethra-estuary if you will.

That is probably the oddest british thing I have ever read. I congratulate you sir.

Well to make it odder, it seems region-specific. Other people use jacksie for arse, and japsie for the money slot (cock-clit). British cards would be super useful for me though, playing the original CAH cards, I don't get many of the US references.

@MaxxS said:

@liquidmatt said:

White: Sticking a biro in your jacksie

That is the most British thing I have ever read. Can you provide a translation please?

Very sorry, knowing I'm on an American website I try to avoid Brit-slang but it slips out sometimes. A biro is a cheap throwaway ballpoint pen and a jacksie is the slit at the end of your penis, your urethra-estuary if you will.

I thought that the cards weren't ALL supposed to be Giant Bomb memes. Regardless, there's some good ones in here that work.

Here's a few -

Black: BREAKING NEWS! _________ assassinated __________ with _________.

White: Sticking a biro in your jacksie

White: Frozen faeces condiments.

Black: The best way to spend a Friday night? _________.

White: MAKING LOVE TO HIM/THEM FROM THE BACK.

White: A Plasticine clitoris.

Black: What's the best thing to send to an ex after a breakup?

White: A soundtracked orgasm.

Black: Rumour has it, if you play Dark Side of The Moon in sync with _________, you hear __________. (Originally 'The voice of God')

Black: My wrestling alias: ____________. My finisher: ___________.

Black: The football nickname of [the card czar's hometown]: ____________.

White: Two minutes of moaning, an hour of crying.

@Galiant said:

I pay for all my media except sometimes for TV-shows and movies because there isn't a good enough service for those in my region yet. I still go to the movies, buy the occasional blu ray or collection...

I'm going to continue like this until they provide a service that I can pay for, even if I'm being monitored.

By the way, @DrSpaceman - got a link to your source? I'm interested in reading more about this.

This is exactly the issue. I spend all of my free money on the entertainment business, and would happily pay upwards of £20 (Being in the UK) for a streaming service that gave me what I wanted. If I download anything, I buy it as soon as it's released, and I pay for a TV license even though I don't watch TV. The problem isn't that people don't want to pay for things, it's that no service exists that understands modern media consumption thanks to shitty greedy licenses and a lack of a realistic approach to what people want.

PS3 because my Borderlands buddy can't run it on his laptop. I would pay some serious money for cross platform Steam.

I love IX. It's my favourite Final Fantasy over all the others. I think it has the best music, world and one of the best storylines. It has my vote.

Anyone else also see the irony that it's the Xbox 360 version with a bluray? Shouldn't it be HD DVD or whatever that dead format is. In fact, they should just bundle every game with an unwanted movie in a dead format.

I'm forever turned on.