LongMasterWolf

I was 7 years old when my Dad bought my FFVII, I literally had no idea what i was doing at first but eventually after many a full start over got my shit together, which looking back I'm impressed with myself (despite pronouncing Shinra as Shine-Rah).

I made it to the third Disc by the time I was like 10 and felt so proud! My brother who is a couple years younger decided to erase that save to save his progress in Crash Nitro Racing........ God damn it. It hurts even now.

Isn't sharing an account with friends kind of a dick move to the duders?

@alwaysbebombing: But if you remember Patrick was the one that broke the news that MS was walking back all of its DRM/Always online policies, News on this site has been good in the past and hopefully will continue that way in the future.

I would say the PS4.

@ch3burashka: Blame your state not MS.

@turbo_toaster: I can see that, seems he took the screw everybody approach in gamergate.

Some memorable bits from previous lists:

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER IS SOME ASSHOLE ON THE INTERNET. -GOTY 2013

AVAST YE MOTHERFUCKERS SET SAIL ON THE SEAS OF OWNAGE WITH CAPTAIN JAX TELLER AND SET A COURSE FOR TERROR AND MURDER AS YOU ROB AND PILLAGE AND GUTSTAB ANY SCURVY ASSHOLE THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU. - GOTY 2013

ZODIAC IS A FORMER RESIDENT OF DETROIT BUT THESE DAYS HE ROLLS DOLO FROM CITY TO CITY LIKE A FUCKING DERELICT IN HIS LINCOLN. SO WHEN YOU SEE THAT BLACK BATTLESHIP ROAMING THE STREETS WITH AXEL F BLASTING OUT THE FUCKING WINDOWS YOULL KNOW THAT THE ZODIAC HAS COME TO YOUR TOWN. KNEEL - GOTY 2012

5. FAR CRY 3

I FUCKED UP A SHARK - GOTY 2012

HELL FUCK MASS EFFECT 4 WHATEVER THE FUCK THATS GONNA BE. AND FUCK THOSE STROKERS CALLING THEMSELVES BIOWARE THESE DAYS. THEY TOOK A MEGAFRANCHISE IN ITS PRIME AND THEY PUT A BULLET IN ITS TEMPLE. UNFUCKINGPRECEDENTED. FUCK IT AND FUCK THEM. THEY BROKE MY FUCKING HEART - GOTY 2012

Idk why that last part sticks out to me, but something about it just feels so real.

God damn, you've got me crying at work. I still remember you publishing the Micorsoft story last year and breaking the internet.

Cheers man!

@wjb: Deadspin used to get him to do commentary on their "Tuesday Night Fight Night" thing. Which was pretty awesome.

@nightriff: No one is telling the Duders what to do, if they don't want to have him on the list this year so be it, just found it curious.