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lordofultima

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Things I hate about sandwiches in general.

  • They're not personalized enough. I'd like to have my name on them.
  • Bologna lovers. I just don't get you.
  • Large corporations actually own my pickles.
  • Innovators can't push their new bread products, because of an older generation of sandwich consumers.
  • Not all foot-longs are $5.
  • The condiments still aren't there yet.
  • Companies limit how much sandwich you can eat.
  • The only way to eat a sandwich is to chew it. It should be easier to digest sandwiches.
  • Rye bread causes people to act as if there is no god.
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lordofultima

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  • They're not personalized enough. I'd like to have my name on them.
  • Bologna lovers. I just don't get you.
  • Large corporations actually own my pickles.
  • Innovators can't push their new bread products, because of an older generation of sandwich consumers.
  • Not all foot-longs are $5.
  • The condiments still aren't there yet.
  • Companies limit how much sandwich you can eat.
  • The only way to eat a sandwich is to chew it. It should be easier to digest sandwiches.
  • Rye bread causes people to act as if there is no god.
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Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
lordofultima said:
"Large corporations actually own my pickles. "
Again, I'll start replying to your threads seriously once you stop quoting my TShirts.
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Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
lordofultima said:
"Not all foot-longs are $5."

See above post.
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Edited By StaticFalconar

This is why I eat my sandwich with a fork and knife

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lordofultima

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Edited By lordofultima

True that, son.

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Fuckin' communist. Go back to Ecuador and eat your god damn cheese!

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Haha, I love rye bread. Is it funny then, that I happen to be atheist?

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Speaking of sandwiches, I think I'll go make one now.

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I had quite an exceptional sandwich today.

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Lol either thewesker made almost the same blog as you or it's the other way around.

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For me the perfect sandwich is a Subway sandwich on white bread with ham and cheese.

It's amazing that something so simple can taste so great, but I guess I'm not much of a toppings kinda guy, although I'll douse my sandwich with some chips if I'm in the mood.
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Subway FTW :D.

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Edited By crunchUK

Sandiwches are awesome

1) portable

2) mess free

3) bread is essential to live

4) fully customizabl

5) i herd u liek ham6

6) non-time consuming

7) you can have as many as you like

8) perfect for low budgets

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mmm....sandwiches...

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So, as we've now learned, any post dissing sandwiches will just help the sandwich industry.

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  • They're not personalized enough. I'd like to have my name on them - Make your own sandwich, and put your name on it
  • Bologna lovers. I just don't get you. - Make your own sandwich and don't put bologna on it
  • Large corporations actually own my pickles. - Make your own sandwich and own your own pickles
  • Innovators can't push their new bread products, because of an older generation of sandwich consumers. - Make your own sandwich with innovative idea's
  • Not all foot-longs are $5. - Make your own footlong for less than $5
  • The condiments still aren't there yet. - Make your own sandwich and have all the condiments you like
  • Companies limit how much sandwich you can eat. - Make your own sandwich and eat as much as you like
  • The only way to eat a sandwich is to chew it. It should be easier to digest sandwiches. - Make your own sandwich and put it in a blender
  • Rye bread causes people to act as if there is no god. - Make your own sandwich and act like there is a god

All problems are solved by making your own sandwiches!!!!!!
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I know a great place in Bellevue Washington that makes AWESOME sandwitches.  I go to it after work everyday.

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Hahaha, this was awesome.

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"Not all foot-longs are $5."

FUCK YOU SUBWAY AND YOUR $6.14 FOOTLONG TURKEY SUB GLSjfald

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Rye bread IS god you infidels!

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Just had a deli bologna sandwich. Fantastic.

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bologna = giant hot dogs... I don't like either.  Thinly shaved oven roasted free range turkey, or grass fed thinly shaved roast beef.  Organic free range chicken salad also works for me.

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FUCK Subway!!!!!!!!!! They are sandwhich nazis.