Lowbrow

Children of Bodom!

I never thought I could hate a body of text worse than I hate EBgames, but there you have it.

Mass Effect - the game is fantastic but God the first visit to the citadel is fucking brutal!

Go to gametrailers.com, they've been accommodating retarded ideas like video ratings for some time now. I'm sure you'll have fun there.

Your arguments are dumber than being vegetarian. In the end, no one loses but you.

Dude, thank you so much for this. This shit is gold. My kind of retarded humor.

I've commandeered my girlfriends Millencollin Tshirt many a time, and she'll wear some of my tshirts cause she says the smell like me.
 
Nothing wrong with that.

I chose no, because how the fuck am I supposed to know?

Instead of enlightened, you come off as a self righteous dick. 
 
I make it a habit never to take the advise of self righteous dicks out of fear that said dickery might rub off on me.
 
Have fun at dinner.