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#1  Edited By martellus

@Jack268: is this game about jeff?

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#2  Edited By martellus

@Titus: what the hell was that first one? it looked... kinda awesome

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#3  Edited By martellus

OK! so kinect porn games company! we need a name! quick. I assume you are all on the board of directors

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#5  Edited By martellus

@Getz said:

Be a man, use your hand. No but seriously you're on a video game forum: what are you expecting people to recommend?

mostly that. but quite frankly, the snark is helpful too

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#6  Edited By martellus

so i'm in that part of the post breakup process where i'm finally starting to make progress, and the twangs of missing her are starting to get less frequent, but i'm in the middle of one right now and I really need something to distract me so I dont end up calling her. Does anyone have any ideas?

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#7  Edited By martellus

The Path. we get it, its a sexual assault metaphor.

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#8  Edited By martellus

Hey, Im martellus. I like people who dont spend their time getting mad. I've been active on the site for a while, but only just got involved with the forums. I think alex and patrick are pretty cool dudes.

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#9  Edited By martellus

@KamikazeCaterpillar said:

I think Patrick and Alex are awesome! I also think it is fucking disgusting that the things I've read here would lead me to putting that opinion in this thread.

I agree 150% i also think that:

-the first Just Cause was a wonderful game

-Mirrors edge was very very cool

-unreal tournament 3 isn't that bad.

-thane is an irritatingly mopey character in Mass Effect 2

-Skyrim is only exciting because it means a less busted fallout 4

-The arma and operation flashpoint games are some of the most fascinating games ever.

-Couch coop and single console multiplayer are really important

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#10  Edited By martellus

yea... the use of the name 'pecker' was.. i dunno. kinda unfortunate