MattyFTM

Perfect timing for me to stick this on in the background while I play Rocket League on the Switch.

thor

@ravelle said:

@matthewgm said:

BTW, Mario's hair is canonically differently colored from his mustache as early as SMB3.

So is his hair fake or is his mustache fake? We need answers!

People's facial hair is often a different shade compared to their hair hair.

Well that just raises more questions than it answers, although I think "because Dan Ryckert" would answer most of those.

"I've set my pants on fire whilst wearing them"

Why did no one ask the logical follow up question? I need to know how this happened!!!

No online multiplayer? I'll pass.

"What's the Large Hadron Collider? That's not oil, right? It's like a time travel thing".

- Dan Ryckert

Genuinely surprised that there isn't a pun every sentence with Mento running the show.

Soulstorm seems to be a retelling of Abe's Exoddus, but appears to be taking a vastly different tone to those original games and should hopefully scratch the "actual new game" itch. Really looking forward to hearing more about what that game is going to be, the much darker tone seems really cool based on the teasers so far.

@tr0n: He is also currently staying in an Airbnb BDSM sex dungeon. Not sure which of these experiences has mellowed him, but it's one of them for sure.