McTangle

Show your appreciation for the Bombsquad with a Giant Bomb-themed haiku!

Rules:

1. Haikus should consist of 3 lines, of 5-7-5 syllables respectively.
2. The haiku should be related to Giant Bomb, or at the very least, to gaming in general.

Yo, Caravella

You have an innocent voice,

An infectious laugh

Great Odin's Raven! So many possibilities. Here are my choice picks:

Indie: FTL; Atom Zombie Smasher; Hotline Miami

Shooter: Counter Strike: Global Offensive; Red Orchestra 2; Left 4 Dead (1+2); Metro 2033; Spec Ops: The Line

Other: Company of Heroes 2; Hitman: Blood Money; Mark of The Ninja

Eh. I have a PC, so it'll be another thousand years before a version is released that even resembles anything that functions.

Shut up and release, almost everyone I know is sick of them trickling data out like it's some huge deal. They don't even need to advertise, just release the damn game.

Also, the 360 and PS3 versions seem totally illogical to me, why not just push it back until the next gen? Maybe they'll do a dual-release? Who knows?

I've had my iPhone 4 for 14 months now and I'm sick to death of it. I hate iTunes, it's slow as hell and totally uncustomisable. Avoid at all costs - probably quite a high cost since these Apple deelies are expensive as a gold-plated diamond house.

My friend has a Samsung Galaxy S3 and that big ol' slice of phone is really cool. It's huge, but it's fast, nice looking and Android - above all else. The S4 is going to be pricey right now and is apparently only an iterative improvement over the acclaimed S3, which I suppose will be cheaper now it's successor is out.

Good luck choosing, duder!

Ashamed to say I saw the whole 'unsullied kill that dude who sold the unusullied' thing coming, but this season is gearing up for a spectacular finale.

Team Grey Worm.

Gonna chime in and say I love my Dell Inspiron N5110, it's powerful as all hell and has hardly slowed down the two years I've had it. It's durable enough and can take some serious heat - I've had the GPU run up to 100c numerous times before auto-shutoff.

The only problem is the motherboard design, the HDD and the GPU are right next to each other, so if you're playing games the left side of the keyboard becomes Heat Central, USA. I don't know about these new-fangled Inspirons, but my ol' gal has done alright by me.

G'luck, duder!

Mafia II, just a shame the pause menu music isn't on there.

Weirdly enough I was in an Italian-American restaurant last week and they just played the whole album, needless to say, I got my jig on.

Mjr BowelMVMNT was the best name I ever saw, in my early days on XboxLIVE. Almost bust a gut laughing.

Cookies. Me and the wife whipped up a bunch of homemade buttercookies with milk chocolate chips today. Don't get me wrong, I love me some brownies - but they're just too damn hard to get right.

Reasons? None. None at all. My eighth 'box died on me over a month ago, and I'm DONE.

Unfortunately, it died a horrible, unrecognisable shade of its former self, saturated with ads and... more ads.