MeatSim

I haven't seen this much hot Google Doc editing since the Brass Ring Award debates.

RPG has changed! into a completely different genre that has very little in common with a RPG.

Finally! quality time with Tom! at least we got one good thing out of the ending of this game.

Ryo somehow forgot he had a motorcycle license. I thought Fuku-san was the biggest dope, but now I am not so sure.

Everyone has to work on Christmas!? no wonder everyone in this game besides Tom is so dour and exasperated.

We obviously need a concert series with Vinny and Dan doing song covers. Also we need a buddy cop anime with Ryo and Fuku-san, in which it takes them hundreds of episodes to solve straight forward cases, because they are the biggest dopes on the planet.

Fuku-san you STUPID IDIOT

The 2nd act curveball of Shenmue is that you now have to find things instead of person's or places.

QTE's and a forced stealth section? now this is a video game!

CAN'T WAKE UP