Alternate Mass Effect 3 Endings

Since BioWare is now contractually obliged to change the ending to their recent trilogy-closing space opera by the indomitable will of the internet, I've decided to help out with some suggestions below. Hopefully we can then put this whole affair behind us and see about a Dragon Age 3 that ends that trilogy just as controversially. Maybe a light show that turns all the Darkspawn into puppies. But I'm getting way ahead of myself.

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