Alternate Mass Effect 3 Endings

Since BioWare is now contractually obliged to change the ending to their recent trilogy-closing space opera by the indomitable will of the internet, I've decided to help out with some suggestions below. Hopefully we can then put this whole affair behind us and see about a Dragon Age 3 that ends that trilogy just as controversially. Maybe a light show that turns all the Darkspawn into puppies. But I'm getting way ahead of myself.

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Posted By TaliciaDragonsong

God, the Chocobo one had me in tears.

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Posted By umdesch4

Firefly/Serenity. Actually I'd like that to happen. A Mass Effect movie could be cool...

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Posted By slowbird

I dunno, some of those seem alright!

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Posted By mento

@Brackynews: Well, Newhart ended with the whole thing being a dream, which I've already covered.

How does M.A.S.H. end? With that awful spin-off? I guess "AfterMass" would be all about Shepard coaching little league, with her former war allies occasionally dropping by to help out.

Don't get me wrong, though, I absolutely concur that this list could use more references to TV shows that ended over 20 years ago. I'll see what I can do.

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Posted By Brackynews
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Posted By Asmo917

LOVE the St Elsewhere shout-out.