I feel obligated to cover the other side of the Properly Petting Puppies equation with this list of adorable cats. No impressions this time, since I'm not going to pretend that Alex Navarro has an ounce of kindness in his cold black heart for anything. That's why he's awesome.
I'm just putting him in both lists. Damn that Final Fantasy and its fantastical cougar coyotes.
I better just get the requisite cat-lady out of the way too. There are many cat-ladies. This is one of them. They never fail to weird me out.
Not really a cat. Just some elaborate animatronics. That can cast magic.
"Oh hey, I'm just irrevocably ruining the Sonic franchise forever. Don't mind me." Honestly, it's more an unfortunate coincidence. He's still terrible, but so was a lot of other things about the Sonic games after Sonic CD.
See? No-one complains about this one. At that point no-one cared, though.
Because Giant Bomb is funny and loves Mondays, you might consider it the antithesis of Garfield the Cat.
The time-manipulating Prince of Purrsia. No, you can't unread it. Go ahead and try.
Yeah, hi. So is "Hello" her first name? According to this wiki page, no. She's also of British nationality? What?
Secret of Mana's travelling merchant has gotten me out of many a jam. He's also way less creepy than the Resident Evil 4 merchant.
Ooooooooh. Unfortunate.
Oh man, this guy. Like the cat version of Poochie. As a parody of obnoxious Bro competitive types though, it works. The bane of anyone attempting the Jiggillionaire achievement.
Timber the motherfucking Tiger. That one character no-one ever selected in Diddy Kong Racing. You have Tiptup right there, guys, c'mon.
Travis Touchdown wouldn't be a reclusive otaku weirdo without a pet cat. I know I'd have one if I wasn't allergic.
Drizzt's badass astral panther. Everything about Drizzt is badass though, so I guess that's redundant. She occasionally pops up alongside Drizzt in whatever FR games randomly cameos in, which is almost all of them. Dude's like the D&D version of Wolverine.
Here's how you can tell if someone's familiar with Shadow Hearts: If you read the description of "Mao is a giant talking cat mobster who runs Chicago with Al Capone and at one point takes part in an extended 'Game of Death' parody, fighting opponents with names like Cat Morita with its Drunken Fist style Kung Fu" to someone and they blink at least once, they're not a Shadow Hearts veteran.
