The Clinton One-Liners from "Gaming in the Clinton Years"

A suggestion from our interplanetary imperator Video_Game_King, this is a list of all the lascivious one-liners inspired by the appallingly bad video game coverage show "Gaming in the Clinton Years" (found on youtube, natch) as made by snarky Southern goon Diabetus in the Retsupurae coverage of said series (also found on youtube). I rounded out the rest of the list, just in case you were wondering why they suddenly got less funny.

I have no idea why I'm doing this. I suspect VGK's finally recovered the manual to his hypnotism device.

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