Games most deserving for an Uwe Boll movie.

These games either have little to no story or a story that Uwe Boll could work with. Once I come up with new ideas, I'll post them!

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  1. Red Faction: Guerrilla

  As much as I enjoy playing this game, there is no real story to keep you going, just bowing up stuff. To Uwe, it could be just fight scene after fight scene after fight scene.

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  2. Burnout Paradise

  A Uwe Boll movie of Burnout would be like The Fast and Furious but will stupid and horrible special effects.

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  3. LittleBigPlanet

  Imagine a Pixar like movie starring Sackboy.

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  4. God of War

  Cheap swordplay, and gore all over. Your typical Uwe Boll movie.

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  5. Battlefield 1943

  Uwe's dramatic WWII movie. His take on Saving Private Ryan, I guess!

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  6. RapeLay

  A story about a kid who grew up in teh hood with a twisted mind, assaulting other women. Will the women get their revenge!?

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  7. Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2

  Ninjas! Boobs! Horrible cheesy movie!

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  8. Bayonetta

  Action! Boobs! Have I said this before?

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  9. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

  It's so easy to Uwe to mess this one up. I would like to see a side by side comparison with the game and the movie, just to see how better the developers are at making action scenes than Uwe.

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  10. Brütal Legend

  Animated film that features the powers of ROCK!

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  11. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

  Having truck drivers race around the city mindlessly with no sense of direction and cheap special effects. That'll be a true Uwe Boll movie indeed. (Thanks, Psykhophear.)

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  12. Guitar Hero

  Remember Brett Ratner's dumb idea for a Guitar Hero movie? Let's make that happen!

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  13. Halo

  If Peter Jackson couldn't get it done, Uwe Boll can!

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  14. Heavy Rain
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  15. Killzone
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  16. James Cameron's Avatar: The Game

  Avatar: The Game: The Movie