to open a can of pickles.
 
I don't like the game, but V & J are hilarious.
 
Anyway.  My side hurts. And I'm hungry.
 
Maybe I'll eat a turkey sandwich and go sleep in a barn.

I'm watching my boyfriend play Brutal Legend.  Surprised by how funny the game is.  I'm actually proud that I get the references. Not all, but most of them.  So enjoy how the bad guy makes fun of Poison and all of the other glam rock band.  And Ozzy is in it! Can't wait to see him finish the game.

Playing as a renegade is fun. My Shepard is threatening people into giving him discounts, shoving people, and getting into people's faces.  The only time I felt guilty was during Zaeed's loyalty mission; you heard the people screaming as you rush to kill the guy.  Harsh.  Kasumi's cool; she can fight.  We did a lot of damage just the two of us, and she's works well with Miranda.  
 
I'm still not sure about the hovercraft.  It's better than the Mako, but I'm not sure by how much.

so it's time to go through the massive pile of crap.  Part of me just wants to toss it outside and burn it.  But I won't.  At least not today. 
 
On a side note: my Mac Mini's PowerPC processor is pissing me off.  Farmville taxes its power.  FARMVILLE! Urgh.

Keeping the streak alive everyone.  Keeping it ALIVE!!!! I have to get to work. :(  Urgh.

I'm hungry, so I don't have much to say.  Going to go have some rice and chicken and stuff.  Yeah, this is not my best post, but whatever.

I've decided to play Mass Effect 2 with a new Shephard: A ruthless male spacer.  I'm getting new dialogue options, which is interesting.  That happened to me when I played Dragon Age again, so since both titles are from Bioware, maybe I shouldn't be so surprised.  I look forward to being all badass renegade this time.

things i need to do:  1. get back to work (and try to complete the to do list for work XD), 2. finish ca amended taxes and mail (ugh), 3. read a book, 4. play mass effect 2 and go all badass renegade (woo-hoo!!!).
 
guess which one I want to do NOW?

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Today I had the best coconut cream pie ever made anywhere in this world.  My boyfriend's mom makes her pie from scratch: from the crust, to the coconut milk, to the lightly toasted coconut on top.  Not too sweet, not soggy, and not bland.  This pie is so good -- wars would be fought over this pie.
 
For all of you who love pie...you understand why I've had to share this experience.