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The Frontier is still a dirty cheater.

Today I finally got through to the silver badg...symbo...PRINT for the battle factory. My experience, written down mostly for my own benefit/boredom, can be summarized as follows:

-Doot doot doot actually winning at the battle factory doot
-THORTON! Neeeeerd! NEEEERD!
-He teleported in! TREKIIEEEE!
-His data analyzer-ma-bob is telling him what I rented for this match! CHEEEEATTTER!
-At least he thinks my team is a good set-up? 80%, in fact!
-Oh god his battle sprite. NEEEERRRRD! also what's with his hair it's as weird as Gardenia's
-Machamp is first. I wisely switch from Raichu to Aerodactyl(which gets zilch done to it by Machamp's EQ). Aero dies to Cross Chop after chopping(ha ha ha I made a punny) off about a fourth of its hp with EQ(might as well have used Giga Impact since dactyl died so fast). Hypno finishes it off with Zen Headbutt.
-Next is...LATIAS? OH COME ON THAT'S CHEATING. And it's using Draco Meteor! BUGGER YOU! Ice Punch it to hell Hypno! Hypno survives Draco Meteor no.2 with a mere 6 HP, then kills Latias.
-Last is...HEATRAN? OH COME ON THAT'S EVEN MORE CHEATING. Why don't *I* get any of the legendaries, Mr. Cheater Nerd? HRM? Hypno dies to Earth Power before doing anything; Raichu is my only hope! Dare I use Focus Blast for more damage but piss accuracy, or do I use Thunderbolt for good accuracy but average damage? Well Heatran just USED a Ground Move so I'm fucked if it doesn't die in a turn or two, and I have my doubts that Raichu can Thunderbolt it to death that fast...Focus Blast it is! And it HITS somehow! Heatran lives with 1/4 health and uses...Magma Storm? Oh wait that OHKOed Raichu anyway. Piss off, cheater nerd mc.cheaton. Next time *I* get the Legendaries(ahahahahahha yeah right like the game would be nice to me like that)

Round 2:
-First is Aerodactyl. Stone Edge misses Milotic hilariously, and Milotic OHKOs the batdactyl with one Hydro Pump.
-Next is Articuno(cheeeeeaaaattterrrr). Air Cutter only does 1/4th damage WITH a critical hit; Milotic's Hydro Pump does about 1/3 damage. Sheer Cold AHAHAHA yeah it misses. Then Mirror Coat obviously doesn't work, then...Sheer Cold Hits. Fiddlesticks.
-Typhlosion comes out for some DEATH with FLARE BLITZ.
-Thorton's last Pokemon is...Glalie? Ahahaha. Flare Blitz makes it DIE. (for the record, my last Pokemon was Dragonite. I think *someone* was overcompensating for it)
-And I win. 20 BP for me! Oh and a <s>badge[/s] <s>frontier symbol</s> silver print! (side note:sites that don't let you strikeout are dumb, because they kill ever so many jokes).

As you can see, the programmers still have to resort to the AI being a dirty cheater when they want a "high level" battle against the AI, but sometimes the AI's team is hilariously dead against yours anyway. Now, about the SUPPOSEDLY RANDOM TEAM of the Frontier Brain always having a legendary or two when nobody else ever has any...
(ps. I am highly unlikely to go through any other facilities past the point where I go "okay, I lost again, this is boring, bye" because I am highly unlikely to have the patience to make an UBER AWESOME COMPETITIVE TEAM since that involves grinding and other things I'm too lazy for. The factory is a-ok by me, though. Even if the Brain is somehow the only person who gets any legendaries.)

EDIT: And in the very next run into the factory, Moltres is among my starting choices. Welp.

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Today I finally got through to the silver badg...symbo...PRINT for the battle factory. My experience, written down mostly for my own benefit/boredom, can be summarized as follows:

-Doot doot doot actually winning at the battle factory doot
-THORTON! Neeeeerd! NEEEERD!
-He teleported in! TREKIIEEEE!
-His data analyzer-ma-bob is telling him what I rented for this match! CHEEEEATTTER!
-At least he thinks my team is a good set-up? 80%, in fact!
-Oh god his battle sprite. NEEEERRRRD! also what's with his hair it's as weird as Gardenia's
-Machamp is first. I wisely switch from Raichu to Aerodactyl(which gets zilch done to it by Machamp's EQ). Aero dies to Cross Chop after chopping(ha ha ha I made a punny) off about a fourth of its hp with EQ(might as well have used Giga Impact since dactyl died so fast). Hypno finishes it off with Zen Headbutt.
-Next is...LATIAS? OH COME ON THAT'S CHEATING. And it's using Draco Meteor! BUGGER YOU! Ice Punch it to hell Hypno! Hypno survives Draco Meteor no.2 with a mere 6 HP, then kills Latias.
-Last is...HEATRAN? OH COME ON THAT'S EVEN MORE CHEATING. Why don't *I* get any of the legendaries, Mr. Cheater Nerd? HRM? Hypno dies to Earth Power before doing anything; Raichu is my only hope! Dare I use Focus Blast for more damage but piss accuracy, or do I use Thunderbolt for good accuracy but average damage? Well Heatran just USED a Ground Move so I'm fucked if it doesn't die in a turn or two, and I have my doubts that Raichu can Thunderbolt it to death that fast...Focus Blast it is! And it HITS somehow! Heatran lives with 1/4 health and uses...Magma Storm? Oh wait that OHKOed Raichu anyway. Piss off, cheater nerd mc.cheaton. Next time *I* get the Legendaries(ahahahahahha yeah right like the game would be nice to me like that)

Round 2:
-First is Aerodactyl. Stone Edge misses Milotic hilariously, and Milotic OHKOs the batdactyl with one Hydro Pump.
-Next is Articuno(cheeeeeaaaattterrrr). Air Cutter only does 1/4th damage WITH a critical hit; Milotic's Hydro Pump does about 1/3 damage. Sheer Cold AHAHAHA yeah it misses. Then Mirror Coat obviously doesn't work, then...Sheer Cold Hits. Fiddlesticks.
-Typhlosion comes out for some DEATH with FLARE BLITZ.
-Thorton's last Pokemon is...Glalie? Ahahaha. Flare Blitz makes it DIE. (for the record, my last Pokemon was Dragonite. I think *someone* was overcompensating for it)
-And I win. 20 BP for me! Oh and a <s>badge[/s] <s>frontier symbol</s> silver print! (side note:sites that don't let you strikeout are dumb, because they kill ever so many jokes).

As you can see, the programmers still have to resort to the AI being a dirty cheater when they want a "high level" battle against the AI, but sometimes the AI's team is hilariously dead against yours anyway. Now, about the SUPPOSEDLY RANDOM TEAM of the Frontier Brain always having a legendary or two when nobody else ever has any...
(ps. I am highly unlikely to go through any other facilities past the point where I go "okay, I lost again, this is boring, bye" because I am highly unlikely to have the patience to make an UBER AWESOME COMPETITIVE TEAM since that involves grinding and other things I'm too lazy for. The factory is a-ok by me, though. Even if the Brain is somehow the only person who gets any legendaries.)

EDIT: And in the very next run into the factory, Moltres is among my starting choices. Welp.