I haven't really been keeping up with the Texas Rangers, but I do know they're in the MLB playoffs. However, one thing that continually escaped my grasp was the whole claw and antler thing. I finally gave up today and turned to Google for the answer (not wanting to ask friends who were fans and thus might judge me for my ignorance). 
 
http://www.star-telegram.com/2010/09/16/2474721/texas-rangers-players-sign-up.html  
 
That's stupidly awesome and awesomely stupid. I think I want the shirt now. 

In my differential equations class today, only three people showed up. As a very disappointing reward, the teacher handed out these: