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Mystyr_E

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Day One


well this was one weird ass day one of E3. Best things out of it so far were that Dust: an Elysian Tail for the Xbox Arcade, the Summer of Arcade lineup of which I'm looking forward to Castlevania, Lara Croft and Limbo and wondering when Shank's coming out as well, AC: Brotherhood, a new freakin Rayman game and Medal of Honor actually looked like it'll be better than modern glitchfest 2.  
 
 ...but then again, what was with Ubisoft and "Innergy"? or that Laser Tag game? What is this, 1995? Then there's Microsoft which started out fine: live demo of Gears 3, COD: Black Ops, Fable 3 trailer, whatever the fuck that Crytek project is which looks like a "300" look-alike but then veeyooom, downhill with Kinect. The fakeness of the dialogue, the awkwardness of the on stage demos, and just the "on and on and on" vibe of it all, it's like guys, I get it, it tracks my arms and legs and everything else, I GOT IT. Then they unveil a new Xbox design that hopefully doesn't Red Ring, it ships this week (biggest surprise for me there) and it's only 300$...for Americans anyway, we Canadians will probably get screwed but then "hey guys, if our press conference sucked, try to be nice and oh btw, free Xbox's for everyone!"  It's like buying your kid's love with a corvette.....that is compatible with a pet sim where my creepy looking tiger can jump Matrix style around a jump rope. 
 
Nintendo obviously can't get any worse right? Or Sony?  
<checks that Nintendo is still going to promote a finger clip> "uh oh" 
<checks that Sony is showing a dildo looking ice cream cone> "aww damnit"
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