That thing does not look like a DS Phat when it is closed. I am still using a DS Phat. Unless Scandinavian DS Phats were different, you are mistaken on that part anyway.  
 
Also, this post seems Troll-ish. 

April fools, right?...

The iPad is friggen huge compared to the 3DS, you are sadly mistaken sir.

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Yeah, so it's a couple of days after 3DS launch here in Norway, I've put my hands on it a couple of times, and I'm thoroughly unimpressed. The 3d works, sure. The slide pad or whatever it's called is nice. The retractable stylus is functional. But it just looks like a disaster! Why are the screens not the same size? Why is the slide pad a listless grey color? Why does it look like a DS fat when it's closed? And why does the battery suck so bad, when an iPad holds its charge for fifteen goddamned hours on normal use? I think that more than anything I'm disappointed that the rest of the console doesn't match the 3d screen. If the updated version adresses these issues, I'll get on the hype train at the first station. Until then there's a buuuuuuunch of DS games I want to get to.

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